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1 |
Nvidia’s CEO is getting tattooed |
Poem |
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13 |
14 hours ago |
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2 |
Wipe your mouth when you’re done, Stephen |
Poem |
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14 |
1 day ago |
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3 |
Yogi’s bro? Can’t verify it’s so, assume no |
Poem |
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12 |
1 day ago |
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4 |
Yes, it’s a shame |
Poem |
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18 |
3 days ago |
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5 |
Maybe Herbie should switch to Slurpees |
Poem |
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20 |
5 days ago |
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6 |
John Frieda RIP |
Poem |
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26 |
5 days ago |
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7 |
What’s Usher up to? |
Poem |
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16 |
5 days ago |
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8 |
Post-election analysis |
Poem |
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22 |
5 days ago |
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9 |
The verdict on the dick T |
Poem |
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24 |
6 days ago |
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10 |
Grammparians leave, for Grammarians only |
Poem |
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21 |
1 week ago |
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11 |
Joy, to the corporate world |
Poem |
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18 |
1 week ago |
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12 |
RIP Patrick Stewart, Happy Halloween |
Poem |
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20 |
1 week ago |
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13 |
Gen Z blues |
Poem |
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29 |
1 week ago |
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14 |
Nothing like a gracious loser |
Poem |
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26 |
1 week ago |
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15 |
A simple change, no intermediary required |
Poem |
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24 |
1 week ago |
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16 |
Sorry, he put in what? |
Poem |
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26 |
1 week ago |
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17 |
Walter Koenig RIP |
Poem |
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33 |
2 weeks ago |
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18 |
Halle Lula! |
Poem |
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38 |
2 weeks ago |
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19 |
We need poetry, man, right? Er.. |
Poem |
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21 |
2 weeks ago |
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20 |
They’re just good friends |
Poem |
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38 |
2 weeks ago |
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21 |
Don’t think, click the link |
Poem |
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26 |
2 weeks ago |
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22 |
Trumpled |
Poem |
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57 |
2 weeks ago |
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23 |
George Harrison gone, but still here |
Poem |
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42 |
2 weeks ago |
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24 |
RIP Felicity Green |
Poem |
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45 |
2 weeks ago |
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25 |
The story of Bert |
Poem |
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35 |
2 weeks ago |
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26 |
He’s not hopping mad, just hopping |
Poem |
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20 |
2 weeks ago |
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27 |
Gone in a flash |
Poem |
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19 |
3 weeks ago |
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28 |
About Pete, who stopped eating meat |
Poem |
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23 |
3 weeks ago |
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29 |
She doesn’t complain about his shortcomings |
Poem |
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26 |
3 weeks ago |
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30 |
He’s got their number |
Poem |
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26 |
3 weeks ago |
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31 |
It was Trump’s belief she couldn’t press brief |
Poem |
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29 |
3 weeks ago |
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32 |
It’s a process, fee not included |
Poem |
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22 |
3 weeks ago |
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33 |
Degrees of separation |
Poem |
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20 |
3 weeks ago |
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34 |
Tools of the tirade |
Poem |
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17 |
3 weeks ago |
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35 |
Mind if I log in? This is mind bogglin’ |
Poem |
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538 |
3 weeks ago |
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36 |
Trump’s notion, rename the ocean |
Poem |
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74 |
3 weeks ago |
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37 |
A dream dashed, a friendship crashed |
Poem |
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29 |
3 weeks ago |
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38 |
Love Canadian gals, ay? |
Poem |
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25 |
3 weeks ago |
|
39 |
A lie before dying |
Poem |
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47 |
3 weeks ago |
|
40 |
A lesson Mort was taught |
Poem |
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33 |
3 weeks ago |
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41 |
They suffered for art |
Poem |
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32 |
3 weeks ago |
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42 |
Nothing else works, worth a try |
Poem |
|
32 |
4 weeks ago |
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43 |
Late Sunday early Monday |
Poem |
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26 |
4 weeks ago |
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44 |
Is there a ‘wrongful life’ lawsuit coming? |
Poem |
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39 |
4 weeks ago |
|
45 |
You heard? Kim & Tim are related |
Poem |
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28 |
4 weeks ago |
|
46 |
They go forth to the Great White North |
Poem |
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54 |
4 weeks ago |
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47 |
Where’s Bob Dylan? |
Poem |
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56 |
4 weeks ago |
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48 |
Something’s wrong with Sue |
Poem |
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29 |
4 weeks ago |
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49 |
The ending’s not tragic, it’s magic |
Poem |
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35 |
4 weeks ago |
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50 |
They wanted to go, but couldn’t |
Poem |
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42 |
4 weeks ago |
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51 |
A character, he certainly was |
Poem |
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34 |
4 weeks ago |
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52 |
Ross knew the source of the loss |
Poem |
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28 |
4 weeks ago |
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53 |
Prevent attacks, relax, get the facts |
Poem |
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28 |
4 weeks ago |
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54 |
It’s about Millie & Willie, not Milli Vanilli |
Poem |
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30 |
5 weeks ago |
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55 |
Greece is preferred, is preferred |
Poem |
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40 |
5 weeks ago |
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56 |
Maybe her posterior is superior |
Poem |
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33 |
5 weeks ago |
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57 |
A statin? Is that in store for Clete? |
Poem |
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43 |
5 weeks ago |
|
58 |
Don’t get mad at Ray, it’s in his DNA |
Poem |
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53 |
5 weeks ago |
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59 |
With ED, it’s not EZ to be hard |
Poem |
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28 |
5 weeks ago |
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60 |
Eugene, must be believed to be seen |
Poem |
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51 |
5 weeks ago |
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61 |
The end is near |
Poem |
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47 |
5 weeks ago |
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62 |
Sheila, we feel ya |
Poem |
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36 |
5 weeks ago |
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63 |
What’s going on with Rob? |
Poem |
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53 |
6 weeks ago |
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64 |
Stamping his feet won’t help |
Poem |
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47 |
6 weeks ago |
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65 |
You can only get so far, he’s Ari |
Poem |
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43 |
6 weeks ago |
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66 |
Who’s having sex? Us Where? In a Lexus |
Poem |
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49 |
6 weeks ago |
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67 |
Idle chatter, doesn’t matter |
Poem |
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40 |
6 weeks ago |
|
68 |
Got sunshine? AI reigns today |
Poem |
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40 |
6 weeks ago |
|
69 |
Dom & Mitt, not a good fit |
Poem |
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45 |
6 weeks ago |
|
70 |
Have you heard? Left the herd, joined the horde |
Poem |
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51 |
6 weeks ago |
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71 |
HDL/LDL What the hell? |
Poem |
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50 |
6 weeks ago |
|
72 |
How’s your Mom & Dad? |
Poem |
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55 |
6 weeks ago |
|
73 |
Here come da Judge |
Poem |
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47 |
7 weeks ago |
|
74 |
John Keats does not send tweets |
Poem |
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52 |
7 weeks ago |
|
75 |
Love mankind? Hate people? Read on |
Poem |
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42 |
7 weeks ago |
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76 |
Yes, looks like forever |
Poem |
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42 |
7 weeks ago |
|
77 |
He wanted love, Lee, not likely |
Poem |
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35 |
7 weeks ago |
|
78 |
Sal can’t attract a decent contractor |
Poem |
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41 |
7 weeks ago |
|
79 |
What to do with Lou |
Poem |
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50 |
7 weeks ago |
|
80 |
Gus wants to drive a bus |
Poem |
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73 |
7 weeks ago |
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81 |
Say it ain’t so? AI says it is, oh |
Poem |
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55 |
8 weeks ago |
|
82 |
Halitosis may lead to neurosis |
Poem |
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70 |
8 weeks ago |
|
83 |
Fred needs to change |
Poem |
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128 |
8 weeks ago |
|
84 |
Remember 9/11 |
Poem |
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39 |
8 weeks ago |
|
85 |
Pay a tent? Shun! |
Poem |
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59 |
8 weeks ago |
|
86 |
About Valerie, worked in an art gallery |
Poem |
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44 |
8 weeks ago |
|
87 |
Grey Poupon, the mustard used by Triumph |
Poem |
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82 |
9 weeks ago |
|
88 |
Black Tuesday |
Poem |
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65 |
9 weeks ago |
|
89 |
Ode to myself |
Poem |
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40 |
9 weeks ago |
|
90 |
Don & Juan, what’s goin’ on? |
Poem |
|
38 |
9 weeks ago |
|
91 |
What is Occam’s Razor? |
Poem |
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47 |
9 weeks ago |
|
92 |
Per DT, changes effective immediately |
Poem |
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44 |
9 weeks ago |
|
93 |
I C U Elsie, not doing too well, see |
Poem |
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48 |
9 weeks ago |
|
94 |
It’s a tight fit, just to start |
Poem |
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53 |
9 weeks ago |
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95 |
He wasn’t acting rambunctiously, only dysfunctionally |
Poem |
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52 |
9 weeks ago |
|
96 |
Don’t mess with doorman Matt UPDATED |
Poem |
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54 |
9 weeks ago |
|
97 |
About Brent, who liked to vent |
Poem |
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50 |
9 weeks ago |
|
98 |
Twenty five years |
Poem |
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59 |
9 weeks ago |
|
99 |
Murray’s in a hurry |
Poem |
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45 |
9 weeks ago |
|
100 |
She wants a holiday, getting a holler day |
Poem |
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52 |
9 weeks ago |
|
101 |
Hippo ❤️ rhino? According to a wino |
Poem |
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57 |
10 weeks ago |
|
102 |
Mae & Ted, soulmates yet to mate UPDATED |
Poem |
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55 |
10 weeks ago |
|
103 |
Paper or plastic? I’m being sarcastic |
Poem |
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56 |
10 weeks ago |
|
104 |
Don’t blame Barry, he writes the songs |
Poem |
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48 |
10 weeks ago |
|
105 |
Who’s the boss? Avery, of course |
Poem |
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36 |
10 weeks ago |
|
106 |
The United States of Trump |
Poem |
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64 |
10 weeks ago |
|
107 |
63 years ago today, still dreaming |
Poem |
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67 |
10 weeks ago |
|
108 |
Ensconced in Wisconsin |
Poem |
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42 |
10 weeks ago |
|
109 |
Bess has issues she should address |
Poem |
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46 |
10 weeks ago |
|
110 |
Lester, they’d protest, er |
Poem |
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43 |
10 weeks ago |
|
111 |
Donald Trump in a nutshell |
Poem |
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56 |
10 weeks ago |
|
112 |
Dolly Parton RIP |
Poem |
|
58 |
10 weeks ago |
|
113 |
Gloria likes Astoria |
Poem |
|
42 |
10 weeks ago |
|
114 |
Did Hugh go? No? You go, Hugh! |
Poem |
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46 |
10 weeks ago |
|
115 |
What am I? |
Poem |
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38 |
10 weeks ago |
|
116 |
The story of Stan |
Poem |
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81 |
11 weeks ago |
|
117 |
Pete and Grace |
Poem |
|
48 |
11 weeks ago |
|
118 |
The story of Kate who couldn’t wait |
Poem |
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52 |
11 weeks ago |
|
119 |
He wasn’t cautious, she woke up nauseous |
Poem |
|
58 |
11 weeks ago |
|
120 |
Old MacDonald 2026 |
Poem |
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69 |
11 weeks ago |
|
121 |
Wacky teenagers |
Poem |
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57 |
11 weeks ago |
|
122 |
Howie Rose is retiring |
Poem |
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55 |
11 weeks ago |
|
123 |
A.I. lover |
Poem |
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70 |
11 weeks ago |
|
124 |
Hayden Panettiere RIP |
Poem |
|
68 |
12 weeks ago |
|
125 |
Why George liked Summertime |
Poem |
|
57 |
12 weeks ago |
|
126 |
This ethnic stereotyping must stop |
Poem |
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55 |
12 weeks ago |
|
127 |
JDV and DT |
Poem |
|
56 |
12 weeks ago |
|
128 |
No Carrie on Ott at the Marriott |
Poem |
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51 |
12 weeks ago |
|
129 |
Not ova till ry says it is |
Poem |
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53 |
12 weeks ago |
|
130 |
Stick a fork inside, we done? |
Poem |
|
59 |
12 weeks ago |
|
131 |
Breaking news uh, choose Medusa |
Poem |
|
58 |
12 weeks ago |
|
132 |
Sue knew Stu loved sushi, what to do? |
Poem |
|
66 |
12 weeks ago |
|
133 |
What does a manicurist do? He clips? Totally! |
Poem |
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54 |
12 weeks ago |
|
134 |
Nate can’t remember |
Poem |
|
66 |
12 weeks ago |
|
135 |
Blutarsky has made the grade |
Poem |
|
63 |
12 weeks ago |
|
136 |
AOC - please her, put eggs in freezer |
Poem |
|
59 |
12 weeks ago |
|
137 |
Some have been complaining 4 weeks |
Poem |
|
53 |
13 weeks ago |
|
138 |
Was this man Joe King? What was he smoking? |
Poem |
|
66 |
13 weeks ago |
|
139 |
Can I consider him a fan? |
Poem |
|
60 |
13 weeks ago |
|
140 |
Dis Betty, never getting old, den |
Poem |
|
75 |
13 weeks ago |
|
141 |
We’re still er waiting Ben |
Poem |
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73 |
13 weeks ago |
|
142 |
Kamala is in a confused state |
Poem |
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53 |
13 weeks ago |
|
143 |
It’s incurable, not romantic |
Poem |
|
88 |
13 weeks ago |
|
144 |
Fred isn’t horsing around |
Poem |
|
77 |
13 weeks ago |
|
145 |
Given immunity will act with impunity |
Poem |
|
63 |
13 weeks ago |
|
146 |
Could you dye? |
Poem |
|
82 |
14 weeks ago |
|
147 |
Presently in a state of flux |
Poem |
|
74 |
14 weeks ago |
|
148 |
I fail to see what’s so funny |
Poem |
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54 |
14 weeks ago |
|
149 |
Golden memories |
Poem |
|
100 |
14 weeks ago |
|
150 |
If looks could kill Phil Will |
Poem |
|
62 |
14 weeks ago |
|
151 |
Divisible |
Poem |
|
59 |
14 weeks ago |
|
152 |
I don’t think it’s funny at all |
Poem |
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56 |
14 weeks ago |
|
153 |
Both still with us, thank God |
Poem |
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53 |
14 weeks ago |
|
154 |
Dumb Americans |
Poem |
|
48 |
14 weeks ago |
|
155 |
Best wishes to Carly Simon |
Poem |
|
61 |
14 weeks ago |
|
156 |
Why a case against Trump takes so long |
Poem |
|
57 |
15 weeks ago |
|
157 |
Jenny Sue, La la ooh! |
Poem |
|
52 |
15 weeks ago |
|
158 |
Be leavin’ Steven, Steven grievin’ |
Poem |
|
60 |
15 weeks ago |
|
159 |
Any resemblance to TKTS is coincidental |
Poem |
|
51 |
15 weeks ago |
|
160 |
Till ‘Bye, gone!’ Won’t let bygones be bygones |
Poem |
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46 |
15 weeks ago |
|
161 |
Somethin is missin |
Poem |
|
71 |
15 weeks ago |
|
162 |
Pulitzer Prize voters, hellooo! |
Poem |
|
80 |
15 weeks ago |
|
163 |
Strong start, lame finish |
Poem |
|
59 |
15 weeks ago |
|
164 |
No laughing mather, oh thorry |
Poem |
|
78 |
15 weeks ago |
|
165 |
World Cup-Messi:pro and con |
Poem |
|
71 |
16 weeks ago |
|
166 |
Survivor: USA |
Poem |
|
76 |
16 weeks ago |
|
167 |
It’s a down slide |
Poem |
|
98 |
16 weeks ago |
|
168 |
Almost bye son |
Poem |
|
81 |
16 weeks ago |
|
169 |
See men, don’t be men |
Poem |
|
107 |
16 weeks ago |
|
170 |
Anyone hear from the newlyweds? |
Poem |
|
90 |
16 weeks ago |
|
171 |
This story sucks, only partially |
Poem |
|
64 |
17 weeks ago |
|
172 |
RIP Lindsey Graham |
Poem |
|
66 |
17 weeks ago |
|
173 |
McConnell? He was at 2001 last night! |
Poem |
|
73 |
17 weeks ago |
|
174 |
Maybe he’ll have better luck in the sequel |
Poem |
|
61 |
17 weeks ago |
|
175 |
Survey says.. |
Poem |
|
68 |
17 weeks ago |
|
176 |
RIP Bonnie Tyler |
Poem |
|
82 |
17 weeks ago |
|
177 |
Why would he be leaving? Loves basket weaving |
Poem |
|
66 |
17 weeks ago |
|
178 |
He need to be peein’ She European |
Poem |
|
61 |
17 weeks ago |
|
179 |
Manny, a doorman still adored? |
Poem |
|
54 |
17 weeks ago |
|
180 |
The prize he despised |
Poem |
|
70 |
17 weeks ago |
|
181 |
Couples therapy may help |
Poem |
|
63 |
18 weeks ago |
|
182 |
If the grid goes down |
Poem |
|
72 |
18 weeks ago |
|
183 |
This rock has stopped rolling |
Poem |
|
78 |
18 weeks ago |
|
184 |
They got to go |
Poem |
|
72 |
18 weeks ago |
|
185 |
You can’t chill to this |
Poem |
|
75 |
18 weeks ago |
|
186 |
Old |
Poem |
|
63 |
18 weeks ago |
|
187 |
Doublecheck me, think he’s got ‘em all |
Poem |
|
86 |
18 weeks ago |
|
188 |
Taylor & Travis, have a ball! |
Poem |
|
66 |
18 weeks ago |
|
189 |
This is correct, apparently |
Poem |
|
57 |
19 weeks ago |
|
190 |
Independence Day |
Poem |
|
56 |
19 weeks ago |
|
191 |
Am I a freak? This situation can’t be unique |
Poem |
|
63 |
19 weeks ago |
|
192 |
Don’t think twice, they’re not nice |
Poem |
|
67 |
19 weeks ago |
|
193 |
Mel Brooks is 100 today! |
Poem |
|
60 |
19 weeks ago |
|
194 |
Who’s your daddies? Semiquincentennial edition |
Poem |
|
59 |
19 weeks ago |
|
195 |
Could you just die? |
Poem |
|
51 |
19 weeks ago |
|
196 |
The odds are high her IQ is |
Poem |
|
49 |
19 weeks ago |
|
197 |
Mama & Papa Papa drama |
Poem |
|
52 |
19 weeks ago |
|
198 |
No man should be without a Waterman |
Poem |
|
54 |
19 weeks ago |
|
199 |
Skip the rent? Lou won’t like you |
Poem |
|
50 |
19 weeks ago |
|
200 |
Can we survive the rot from within? |
Poem |
|
49 |
19 weeks ago |
|
201 |
Busy Lizzie gets me in a tizzy |
Poem |
|
50 |
19 weeks ago |
|
202 |
Maybe the coverage is better |
Poem |
|
51 |
19 weeks ago |
|
203 |
Strawberry moon now? Ever? |
Poem |
|
57 |
19 weeks ago |
|
204 |
Alan Greenspan RIP |
Poem |
|
54 |
20 weeks ago |
|
205 |
Ken, he roast her? She roast him |
Poem |
|
52 |
20 weeks ago |
|
206 |
What will be between Sabrina and Bea? |
Poem |
|
61 |
20 weeks ago |
|
207 |
Brains down the drain |
Poem |
|
59 |
20 weeks ago |
|
208 |
Home sweet |
Poem |
|
48 |
20 weeks ago |
|
209 |
Love you Dad |
Poem |
|
55 |
20 weeks ago |
|
210 |
If only more people felt that way |
Poem |
|
76 |
20 weeks ago |
|
211 |
Bare, untouched, vacant |
Poem |
|
76 |
20 weeks ago |
|
212 |
He don’t see, you see |
Poem |
|
68 |
20 weeks ago |
|
213 |
NY Knicks road to glory |
Poem |
|
69 |
20 weeks ago |
|
214 |
And many more |
Poem |
|
60 |
20 weeks ago |
|
215 |
His sense olfactory, not satisfactory |
Poem |
|
57 |
20 weeks ago |
|
216 |
Affirmative repeat Affirmative |
Poem |
|
63 |
21 weeks ago |
|
217 |
Taking him off, one letter at a time |
Poem |
|
66 |
21 weeks ago |
|
218 |
Always room for improvement |
Poem |
|
68 |
21 weeks ago |
|
219 |
A Cinderella story? Not |
Poem |
|
71 |
21 weeks ago |
|
220 |
Congratulations NY Knicks! |
Poem |
|
108 |
21 weeks ago |
|
221 |
As long as he’s FDIC insured |
Poem |
|
63 |
21 weeks ago |
|
222 |
Rex is on the spectrum, I suspect |
Poem |
|
73 |
21 weeks ago |
|
223 |
Is this story bull? 23 say yes |
Poem |
|
84 |
21 weeks ago |
|
224 |
I think it’s a gas, personally |
Poem |
|
69 |
21 weeks ago |
|
225 |
Want the full story? Gotta watch Maury REVISED |
Poem |
|
59 |
21 weeks ago |
|
226 |
Longing to be long |
Poem |
|
58 |
21 weeks ago |
|
227 |
You figure it out Einstein |
Poem |
|
58 |
21 weeks ago |
|
228 |
Westchester for dummies |
Poem |
|
70 |
22 weeks ago |
|
229 |
When you getting rid of the Rose Garden? |
Poem |
|
79 |
22 weeks ago |
|
230 |
Vernon & Laverne |
Poem |
|
65 |
22 weeks ago |
|
231 |
Norm, against the norm, seeks reform |
Poem |
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57 |
22 weeks ago |
|
232 |
Neither smart, shouldn’t part |
Poem |
|
57 |
22 weeks ago |
|
233 |
Ban her, she spangles no more |
Poem |
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53 |
22 weeks ago |
|
234 |
I’m in pain, who’s to blame? |
Poem |
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58 |
22 weeks ago |
|
235 |
In the mood |
Poem |
|
58 |
22 weeks ago |
|
236 |
Advice to the graduating class |
Poem |
|
62 |
22 weeks ago |
|
237 |
Love’s ups and down |
Poem |
|
58 |
22 weeks ago |
|
238 |
From a secret admirer |
Poem |
|
66 |
22 weeks ago |
|
239 |
Hey, accidents happen |
Poem |
|
66 |
22 weeks ago |
|
240 |
Running on fumes? No, running from them |
Poem |
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49 |
22 weeks ago |
|
241 |
Can 1.2 billion followers be wrong? |
Poem |
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53 |
22 weeks ago |
|
242 |
Been like this since their nephew’s bris |
Poem |
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53 |
22 weeks ago |
|
243 |
He's a Muslim, wishes his wife was slim |
Poem |
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53 |
22 weeks ago |
|
244 |
Good love, bad location |
Poem |
|
49 |
22 weeks ago |
|
245 |
My Country ‘Tis of T |
Poem |
|
53 |
22 weeks ago |
|
246 |
The life cycle |
Poem |
|
71 |
23 weeks ago |
|
247 |
A break was sought or all was for naught |
Poem |
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62 |
23 weeks ago |
|
248 |
This Kitty has been sheltered too long |
Poem |
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60 |
23 weeks ago |
|
249 |
Micah 6:8 Part II |
Poem |
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57 |
23 weeks ago |
|
250 |
Micah 6:8 Part I |
Poem |
|
50 |
23 weeks ago |
