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Order now, a six-pack of Cel-Ray free |
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1 day ago |
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The moment you’ve been waiting for |
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31 |
2 days ago |
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Rose, change your name, be sweeter |
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10 |
2 days ago |
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Back in the day Jack |
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3 days ago |
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The poet isn’t well |
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23 |
3 days ago |
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I thought he was an architect |
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20 |
3 days ago |
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Who connects with Rex? |
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14 |
4 days ago |
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8 |
Deported departed |
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16 |
4 days ago |
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9 |
Poem true. Names changed? Check Webb |
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21 |
5 days ago |
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10 |
Do you have Medicare Part A & B? |
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16 |
1 week ago |
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11 |
Big news about my account |
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20 |
1 week ago |
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12 |
On spec |
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14 |
1 week ago |
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13 |
Tawana’s story |
Poem |
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19 |
1 week ago |
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14 |
Suspect in DC Nat’l Guard shooting |
Poem |
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19 |
1 week ago |
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15 |
Omg father! Who was she, the judge? |
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22 |
1 week ago |
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16 |
The Godfather - unscrambled |
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15 |
1 week ago |
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17 |
Trouble in paradise |
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16 |
1 week ago |
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18 |
Is today a holiday? |
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17 |
1 week ago |
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19 |
Things to ponder - RIP 2025 |
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19 |
1 week ago |
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20 |
He couldn’t take anymore, Les |
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23 |
1 week ago |
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Three farmers |
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1 week ago |
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At least she didn’t commit Harry, Carrie |
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1 week ago |
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Clark, bar none the sweetest, dumbest? |
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2 weeks ago |
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Talking Beyoncé, trending |
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32 |
2 weeks ago |
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Read the poem. Take the cannoli |
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33 |
2 weeks ago |
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Batteries not included |
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2 weeks ago |
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Why Omar doesn't car |
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2 weeks ago |
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Past uh due? Need Ragu |
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18 |
2 weeks ago |
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29 |
Shoulda known it was U ma |
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24 |
2 weeks ago |
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30 |
For relief, get relief |
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14 |
2 weeks ago |
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31 |
A poem about Gus |
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25 |
2 weeks ago |
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32 |
The Epstein files |
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23 |
2 weeks ago |
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33 |
My friends dog |
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16 |
2 weeks ago |
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34 |
Lying afterbirth |
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24 |
2 weeks ago |
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35 |
How this would end up for Bert |
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15 |
3 weeks ago |
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36 |
She’s married to RFK Jr? No way! |
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27 |
3 weeks ago |
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37 |
Make no mistake, their relationship’s at stake |
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22 |
3 weeks ago |
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Know all the angles, at least try |
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14 |
3 weeks ago |
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39 |
Meeting of the minds |
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28 |
3 weeks ago |
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40 |
After sizing things up, I chose life |
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22 |
3 weeks ago |
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41 |
Something always comes up |
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21 |
3 weeks ago |
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42 |
After the fall |
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31 |
3 weeks ago |
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43 |
Not American AIDOL |
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32 |
3 weeks ago |
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44 |
Blake, stay awake |
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28 |
3 weeks ago |
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45 |
Don’t forget the vet |
Poem |
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22 |
3 weeks ago |
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46 |
Tired of the tried and true? Try something new |
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23 |
3 weeks ago |
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47 |
The dynamic duo |
Poem |
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26 |
4 weeks ago |
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48 |
Eat with your head, not over it |
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30 |
4 weeks ago |
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49 |
How to get Trump to leave |
Poem |
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17 |
4 weeks ago |
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50 |
Mamdani, Mofongo and Rum |
Poem |
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39 |
4 weeks ago |
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51 |
Guy wonders why |
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29 |
4 weeks ago |
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52 |
Without uh Tracy |
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46 |
4 weeks ago |
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53 |
Flo you know flow grow |
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16 |
4 weeks ago |
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54 |
Can’t fly with me |
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23 |
4 weeks ago |
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Hope it works out in the end |
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34 |
4 weeks ago |
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56 |
Know his name |
Poem |
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27 |
4 weeks ago |
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57 |
Any similarities may be coincidental |
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35 |
4 weeks ago |
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Shutdown! |
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29 |
4 weeks ago |
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59 |
Dick Cheney |
Poem |
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23 |
4 weeks ago |
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He went for broke, er |
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5 weeks ago |
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61 |
South America |
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29 |
5 weeks ago |
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Benefit you may doubt |
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22 |
5 weeks ago |
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Trump Executive Order |
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5 weeks ago |
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64 |
Word of the year |
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25 |
5 weeks ago |
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65 |
Jumping to his conclusion |
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23 |
5 weeks ago |
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66 |
I get goose bumps reading this |
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24 |
5 weeks ago |
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67 |
You tense still? Buy a utensil |
Poem |
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21 |
5 weeks ago |
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68 |
Brandon, hope never abandon |
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23 |
5 weeks ago |
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69 |
History lesson less |
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24 |
6 weeks ago |
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70 |
A door story |
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27 |
6 weeks ago |
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71 |
For the misanthrope in all of us |
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6 weeks ago |
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72 |
Which end up, Curt? |
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29 |
6 weeks ago |
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73 |
Mamdani |
Poem |
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32 |
6 weeks ago |
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The ball’s in his house |
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6 weeks ago |
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You hear about Karen? |
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22 |
6 weeks ago |
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76 |
Trump is up, what’s he up to? |
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19 |
6 weeks ago |
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Maybe |
Poem |
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30 |
6 weeks ago |
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78 |
A tot named Al |
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6 weeks ago |
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My friend Mark Lipschitz |
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29 |
7 weeks ago |
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80 |
Gene, the pompous teen REVISED |
Poem |
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16 |
7 weeks ago |
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81 |
A royal pain in the ass |
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39 |
7 weeks ago |
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Indict! |
Poem |
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27 |
7 weeks ago |
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83 |
Althea and Maria |
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55 |
7 weeks ago |
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84 |
Next stop, debasement |
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29 |
7 weeks ago |
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85 |
Black? Come back, can’t come in though |
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32 |
7 weeks ago |
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86 |
Something is rising |
Poem |
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34 |
8 weeks ago |
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87 |
Bert needs counseling |
Prose |
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30 |
8 weeks ago |
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88 |
She’s indictable? He’s too excitable |
Poem |
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37 |
8 weeks ago |
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89 |
SNL - 50 years ago |
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43 |
8 weeks ago |
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90 |
Susan’s problem with boozin’ |
Poem |
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23 |
8 weeks ago |
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91 |
Can she bring someone? |
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23 |
8 weeks ago |
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92 |
Made ‘em indict |
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26 |
8 weeks ago |
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93 |
It’s in the cards, must follow suit |
Poem |
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69 |
8 weeks ago |
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94 |
On the brink he won’t blink, he |
Poem |
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31 |
8 weeks ago |
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95 |
He’s in good shape |
Poem |
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22 |
8 weeks ago |
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96 |
Might be jollier with a bialy, er |
Poem |
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28 |
8 weeks ago |
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97 |
So you want to write a romance novel |
Poem |
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28 |
8 weeks ago |
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98 |
Eve is approaching |
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32 |
9 weeks ago |
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99 |
About Gail, a SWF |
Poem |
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30 |
9 weeks ago |
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100 |
What’s your beef, Patty? |
Poem |
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40 |
9 weeks ago |
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101 |
Surfin’ turf NYC |
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36 |
9 weeks ago |
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102 |
AI ‘m confused |
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38 |
9 weeks ago |
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103 |
Been in a days, feeling week |
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48 |
9 weeks ago |
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104 |
NK NO MO KU |
Poem |
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30 |
9 weeks ago |
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105 |
Career guidance |
Poem |
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34 |
10 weeks ago |
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106 |
If you see her, say ‘aahhh’ |
Poem |
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29 |
10 weeks ago |
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107 |
Spellcheck the Chief Exec |
Poem |
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31 |
10 weeks ago |
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108 |
Who’s that gal again? |
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31 |
10 weeks ago |
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109 |
Trump fought the law, Trump won |
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30 |
10 weeks ago |
|
110 |
Mighty T |
Poem |
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40 |
10 weeks ago |
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111 |
Won’t make the threats go away |
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35 |
10 weeks ago |
|
112 |
Does he ever tire of being right? |
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28 |
10 weeks ago |
|
113 |
See, meant..stay off the cement |
Poem |
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33 |
10 weeks ago |
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114 |
No argument here |
Poem |
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34 |
10 weeks ago |
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115 |
Embarrassment to our nation |
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34 |
10 weeks ago |
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116 |
How Trump thinks, it stinks |
Poem |
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58 |
10 weeks ago |
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117 |
Anita & Eddie |
Poem |
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53 |
11 weeks ago |
|
118 |
Something doesn’t sound right |
Poem |
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48 |
11 weeks ago |
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119 |
These truths, not evident to this President |
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48 |
11 weeks ago |
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120 |
Do something, for God’s sakes! |
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32 |
11 weeks ago |
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121 |
Send him where? To Buffalo? Rome? |
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34 |
11 weeks ago |
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122 |
A brand new world |
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51 |
11 weeks ago |
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123 |
She will sue, babe |
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36 |
11 weeks ago |
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124 |
Robert Redford RIP-UPDATED |
Poem |
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35 |
11 weeks ago |
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125 |
Mitt says the hell with it |
Poem |
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41 |
12 weeks ago |
|
126 |
Reprinted with permission |
Poem |
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33 |
12 weeks ago |
|
127 |
Who is she? |
Poem |
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87 |
12 weeks ago |
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128 |
Charlie Kirk - suspect caught |
Poem |
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64 |
12 weeks ago |
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129 |
John, who was a moron |
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43 |
12 weeks ago |
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130 |
Foot in the door |
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40 |
12 weeks ago |
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131 |
Giorgio Armani - RIP |
Poem |
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44 |
13 weeks ago |
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132 |
What’s the loser at Waterloo doing here? |
Poem |
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42 |
13 weeks ago |
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133 |
No snark, you know the Proud Boys |
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89 |
13 weeks ago |
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134 |
Was it big of him? No, bigamy |
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43 |
13 weeks ago |
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135 |
Click the link |
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44 |
13 weeks ago |
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136 |
What’s the internet for? |
Poem |
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40 |
14 weeks ago |
|
137 |
Kitty, who’s not pretty |
Poem |
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43 |
14 weeks ago |
|
138 |
President Trump - Both sides now |
Poem |
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35 |
14 weeks ago |
|
139 |
Anything that he wants |
Poem |
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41 |
14 weeks ago |
|
140 |
A schmuck is born |
Poem |
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43 |
14 weeks ago |
|
141 |
Can he, Annie? Manny, he can |
Poem |
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31 |
15 weeks ago |
|
142 |
Yes, this man is the President |
Poem |
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34 |
15 weeks ago |
|
143 |
The state he’s in-dia |
Poem |
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43 |
16 weeks ago |
|
144 |
It’s the way you are |
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40 |
16 weeks ago |
|
145 |
You just know |
Poem |
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38 |
16 weeks ago |
|
146 |
Ups and downs |
Poem |
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59 |
16 weeks ago |
|
147 |
My hero |
Poem |
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36 |
16 weeks ago |
|
148 |
From Washington to San Francisco |
Poem |
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31 |
16 weeks ago |
|
149 |
Maybe he’s green with envy |
Poem |
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39 |
17 weeks ago |
|
150 |
In the blink of an eye |
Poem |
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32 |
17 weeks ago |
|
151 |
Billy Long |
Poem |
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31 |
17 weeks ago |
|
152 |
See what happened to Mel, he didn’t |
Poem |
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41 |
18 weeks ago |
|
153 |
It’s not real smart |
Poem |
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38 |
18 weeks ago |
|
154 |
Haven’t we waited long enough? |
Poem |
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36 |
18 weeks ago |
|
155 |
What a damn family! |
Poem |
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44 |
18 weeks ago |
|
156 |
A full recovery is expected |
Poem |
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40 |
18 weeks ago |
|
157 |
What makes a mensch? |
Poem |
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68 |
18 weeks ago |
|
158 |
What do you see? |
Poem |
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87 |
18 weeks ago |
|
159 |
Like it straight, no Chase, er |
Poem |
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52 |
18 weeks ago |
|
160 |
In memoriam RIP |
Poem |
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37 |
18 weeks ago |
|
161 |
Eileen & Iris never would fight, Us? |
Poem |
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40 |
19 weeks ago |
|
162 |
Tom Lehrer RIP |
Poem |
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50 |
19 weeks ago |
|
163 |
Epstein connections |
Poem |
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62 |
19 weeks ago |
|
164 |
Men who love men who are women |
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47 |
19 weeks ago |
|
165 |
Hulk Hogan RIP |
Poem |
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66 |
19 weeks ago |
|
166 |
Crazy are you |
Poem |
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41 |
19 weeks ago |
|
167 |
We don’t have enough to worry about? |
Poem |
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46 |
19 weeks ago |
|
168 |
Fish stew for Stu? It’s up to Lou |
Poem |
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41 |
19 weeks ago |
|
169 |
Keeping up with Claire |
Poem |
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39 |
20 weeks ago |
|
170 |
The story of Maude |
Poem |
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48 |
20 weeks ago |
|
171 |
Alan Bergman RIP |
Poem |
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37 |
20 weeks ago |
|
172 |
Aloe Vera, goodbye Vera |
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34 |
20 weeks ago |
|
173 |
Connie Francis RIP |
Poem |
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37 |
20 weeks ago |
|
174 |
He’s eggsactly what they need |
Poem |
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37 |
21 weeks ago |
|
175 |
He’s full of bliss |
Poem |
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43 |
21 weeks ago |
|
176 |
The deadly 7 |
Poem |
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53 |
21 weeks ago |
|
177 |
No speak de English |
Poem |
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38 |
21 weeks ago |
|
178 |
How to get thin? I’m in |
Poem |
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52 |
22 weeks ago |
|
179 |
What does He want? |
Poem |
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38 |
22 weeks ago |
|
180 |
The truth’s in the proof |
Poem |
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50 |
22 weeks ago |
|
181 |
What’s wrong with Faye? |
Poem |
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37 |
22 weeks ago |
|
182 |
Happy Birthday U.S.A. |
Poem |
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36 |
22 weeks ago |
|
183 |
FWIW |
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37 |
22 weeks ago |
|
184 |
Heather & Trevor |
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34 |
23 weeks ago |
|
185 |
His will be done |
Poem |
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41 |
23 weeks ago |
|
186 |
Make room for Donald? Um..no |
Poem |
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54 |
23 weeks ago |
|
187 |
Lazarus, rising & spinning |
Poem |
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48 |
23 weeks ago |
|
188 |
The Middle East |
Poem |
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41 |
23 weeks ago |
|
189 |
My wacky friend Amy |
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41 |
24 weeks ago |
|
190 |
Trumprofile |
Poem |
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59 |
24 weeks ago |
|
191 |
Won’t tell ya or inform ya |
Poem |
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36 |
24 weeks ago |
|
192 |
Selena sounds serene, uh |
Poem |
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43 |
24 weeks ago |
|
193 |
Fred & Mildred - a misunderstanding |
Poem |
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44 |
24 weeks ago |
|
194 |
Antun likes golf |
Poem |
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43 |
24 weeks ago |
|
195 |
A parent? Not so apparent |
Poem |
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39 |
24 weeks ago |
|
196 |
Not no or maybe |
Poem |
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39 |
25 weeks ago |
|
197 |
A text I prefer to forget |
Poem |
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56 |
25 weeks ago |
|
198 |
Happy Father’s Day |
Poem |
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46 |
25 weeks ago |
|
199 |
Happy birthday..he’s what now? |
Poem |
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42 |
25 weeks ago |
|
200 |
Happy Birthday Mr President |
Poem |
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46 |
25 weeks ago |
|
201 |
I think he’s deluding himself |
Poem |
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49 |
25 weeks ago |
|
202 |
The life & death of Perry |
Poem |
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37 |
25 weeks ago |
|
203 |
They say Trump’s not romantic? |
Poem |
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39 |
25 weeks ago |
|
204 |
There must be a way |
Poem |
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46 |
25 weeks ago |
|
205 |
In my day, a teacher would know |
Poem |
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50 |
25 weeks ago |
|
206 |
Sly Stone RIP - UPDATED |
Poem |
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34 |
26 weeks ago |
|
207 |
The Jetsons - a future update |
Poem |
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69 |
26 weeks ago |
|
208 |
Hope after Trump |
Poem |
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41 |
26 weeks ago |
|
209 |
Oh yes they yabba dabba do |
Poem |
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44 |
26 weeks ago |
|
210 |
Brad in Trindad |
Prose |
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46 |
26 weeks ago |
|
211 |
Looking for trouble inside the bubble |
Poem |
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41 |
26 weeks ago |
|
212 |
Trumptxtspeak |
Poem |
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40 |
26 weeks ago |
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213 |
Lin Manuel - the sequel’s here |
Poem |
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39 |
26 weeks ago |
|
214 |
Over the borderline |
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39 |
26 weeks ago |
|
215 |
Be on guard with Bernard |
Poem |
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43 |
26 weeks ago |
|
216 |
She can’t be Sirius |
Poem |
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39 |
27 weeks ago |
|
217 |
Another day, another Dollar Tree |
Poem |
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41 |
27 weeks ago |
|
218 |
This needs validity |
Poem |
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37 |
27 weeks ago |
|
219 |
OMG |
Poem |
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35 |
27 weeks ago |
|
220 |
You are here |
Poem |
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48 |
27 weeks ago |
|
221 |
Tip for job seekers - you can |
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37 |
27 weeks ago |
|
222 |
Happy Birthday Bob Dylan |
Poem |
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55 |
27 weeks ago |
|
223 |
An idiot wind is blowin’ |
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50 |
27 weeks ago |
|
224 |
About call return |
Poem |
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36 |
27 weeks ago |
|
225 |
A parade in his reign |
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33 |
27 weeks ago |
|
226 |
Memorial Day mixup |
Poem |
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36 |
28 weeks ago |
|
227 |
Plans didn’t turn out grand |
Poem |
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48 |
28 weeks ago |
|
228 |
No catch, should release |
Poem |
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42 |
28 weeks ago |
|
229 |
Not just for OnlyPhan fans |
Poem |
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41 |
28 weeks ago |
|
230 |
Remember the fallen |
Poem |
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40 |
28 weeks ago |
|
231 |
That freakin’ face |
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36 |
28 weeks ago |
|
232 |
Get help Roscoe |
Poem |
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60 |
28 weeks ago |
|
233 |
Love bites |
Poem |
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46 |
28 weeks ago |
|
234 |
George Wendt RIP |
Poem |
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67 |
28 weeks ago |
|
235 |
Get the Febreze |
Poem |
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43 |
28 weeks ago |
|
236 |
Compare & contrast |
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53 |
29 weeks ago |
|
237 |
Monday afternoon gibberish |
Poem |
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49 |
29 weeks ago |
|
238 |
When push comes to shove |
Poem |
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59 |
29 weeks ago |
|
239 |
I choose the middle one |
Poem |
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43 |
29 weeks ago |
|
240 |
Good to know another tongue |
Poem |
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46 |
29 weeks ago |
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241 |
Know he? Oh, Pope Leo! |
Poem |
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38 |
29 weeks ago |
|
242 |
On the cusp |
Poem |
|
39 |
29 weeks ago |
|
243 |
He’s been through a lot lately. Layoffs! |
Poem |
|
47 |
29 weeks ago |
|
244 |
Different country, same Trump |
Poem |
|
45 |
29 weeks ago |
|
245 |
Tony miscellany - 2025 |
Poem |
|
53 |
29 weeks ago |
|
246 |
Flo Rida should know |
Poem |
|
44 |
29 weeks ago |
|
247 |
In trobble? Send a bobble |
Poem |
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41 |
30 weeks ago |
|
248 |
About The End |
Poem |
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50 |
30 weeks ago |
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249 |
Keeping things in pertextive |
Poem |
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70 |
30 weeks ago |
|
250 |
Happy Mothers Day - UPDATED |
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62 |
30 weeks ago |
