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Keeping up with Claire
There's a sweet, young lady named Claire
Her innocence, cannot compare
Date men? Not too often
'They all want my clothes off, then
They want me to check their hardware'
Claire, are you saying you don't know where
A man is hard? Check his underwear
No matter how hard the men were urgin'
Claire wouldn't do any mergin'
She's one virgin, Version 2.0's better, I swear
