PostPoems Be Artistic. Be Creative. Be Inspired!

There was a young woman named Heather

Who couldn't decide whether 

She'd go with the flow

Or walk to and fro

Heather, get your act together 

There was a magician named Trevor

Probably the worst magician ever

He thought, to make my audience laugh 

I won't saw a woman in half 

Her head I'll sever! Did the audience laugh? Never