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Deported departed
There was a young man named Hassan
Who one morning went to the john
While he was in the can
Someone said 'He's Afghan'
ICE was called, by afternoon he was gone
Trump thinks all Somalis are trash
An idea came to him in a flash
'From everyone I'll get raves
Make all Somalis my slaves
Put 'em on eBay and sell 'em for cash!'
