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The other day was running around doing errands 

When suddenly, felt my heart starting to race

Knew I had to sit down for a minute or two

So I thought 'Let me cut to the Chase'

I searched for the nearest Chase branch

To find one did not have to scrounge 

Went in, said 'Lemme be clear, I'm a customer here

Want to relax in the Chase lounge'

They all looked at me kind of funny 

My request was summarily declined 

I think I'll find someplace else to put my money

In the Chase lounge I can't recline?

Chase, you can kiss my behind!