Know all the angles, at least try

You may believe you're in control 

Think you know every angle 

Until your spouse informs you

You're part of a love triangle 

 

The first thing you want to know

Before you start to fight 

If possible, determine 

Who is wrong and who is right 

 

You may not get any answers 

Your pain may be acute

May not matter, if you please

You could be Isosceles, the issue, it is moot 

 

Your spouse may not want to talk

You think 'Oh, what's the use?

I'm trying to get answers 

Why are they being so obtuse?'

 

I'll tell you what I've learned

Does it even matter? Still

You want someone to be at fault

The truth is, all three are equilateral

 

I'm gonna end this silly poem

With advice you've never seen

Cut down on those between-meal snacks

Stay hungry and scalene!

 

 

 

Author's Notes/Comments: 

Thank you to redbrick for inspiring this.

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