If you follow the news today
You can go berserk
It's depressing, I must say
Trump is such a jerk
I thought of a solution
Please give it a chance
Not a revolution
Put Trump on 'So You Think You Can Dance'
Don't know this for a fact
He's probably the worst dancer you ever met
Watching Trump dance, I say with tact
Would be something you'd want to forget
When the judges say 'You stink! You
Need to just go away'
Trump knows it's true, what can he do?
He knows he cannot stay
He can't go back to Washington
He doesn't stand a chance
A new President took over
Who is it? JD Vance
You must think I'm a lunatic
But this is my prediction
As you well know, this world is sick
Truth's often stranger than fiction