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On the brink he won’t blink, he
I met a young man from Helsinki
Who's been trying to give up drink, he
Said his ass has been draggin'
Since he's been on the wagon
I told him 'Need energy? Have a Twinkie'
He said 'What?', I said 'Let me finish
Your effort to stop drinking I won't diminish
But you're having no success your way
Because you're not from Norway
You're from Helsinki, not Norwegian, you're Finnish!'
