It's been my longtime belief
If you're hurting and need some relief
Do I need to explain?
You need to obtain
A relief pitcher who won't give you grief
I hate to sound repetitive
But in order to remain competive
Our chances must be increased
To win the NL East, at least!
I'm getting so worked up I need a sedative!
https://www.si.com/mlb/mets/onsi/news/mets-could-sign-these-two-relievers-to-bolster-bullpen-john9