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Too many unexcused abstinences
There once was a woman from Wales
Who'd always apply for a job in sales
Though she'd have no problem getting hired
Eventually, she'd get fired
For the same reason, here's the details
She'd say 'They always put me on the spot
They want to screw me? They will not
I just don't do it
I uh..celibate
They want me to sell a lot!'
