I know a young gal named Althea
Who's always so glad to see ya
She'll say 'I'm so delighted
That you have decided
To spend time with me here today, dear'
I know a young gal named Maria
Who never is glad to see ya
She'll scream and she'll shout
'Get the hell out
Don't bother me anymore, that clear?'
Who's your choice, Althea or Maria?
You're choosing Maria? Very queer
I find that so strange
Your answer, wanna change?
You're sticking with Maria? Mamma Mia!!