There is a pious man named Jay
When he wakes up each morning will say
'There's not much I can afford
But I still thank you Lord
For all of your blessings today'
In order to pay the rent
Jay has to watch every dollar spent
Does his shopping at Dollar Tree
The money he saves there? Plenty
Loves that store, think it's heaven sent
Hate to break the news to you, Jay
About what you're doing, what did the Lord say?
Shopping there may make you glad
But it's making the Lord very mad
He 'Say I, Dollar Tree's not ok!'*