Another day, another Dollar Tree

There is a pious man named Jay

When he wakes up each morning will say 

'There's not much I can afford 

But I still thank you Lord

For all of your blessings today'

 

In order to pay the rent 

Jay has to watch every dollar spent 

Does his shopping at Dollar Tree

The money he saves there? Plenty

Loves that store, think it's heaven sent 

 

Hate to break the news to you, Jay

About what you're doing, what did the Lord say?

Shopping there may make you glad

But it's making the Lord very mad

He 'Say I, Dollar Tree's not ok!'*

 

 

Author's Notes/Comments: 

*See Exodus 20:3-6 for clarification 

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