There's a guy I know named Guy
Who thinks he might be bi
He says 'I'm not really sure
Who I like more
I think both I should try'
I said 'Guy, you're too intellectual
Your approach, it will be ineffectual
You want to try, omg
To do it with three?
You must be a try-sexual'
Guy didn't take that remark well
He told me to go to hell
Don't get mad at me, bro
All I'm saying, you know
It's better to bi than to sell