Guy wonders why

There's a guy I know named Guy

Who thinks he might be bi

He says 'I'm not really sure 

Who I like more 

I think both I should try'

 

I said 'Guy, you're too intellectual 

Your approach, it will be ineffectual 

You want to try, omg

To do it with three?

You must be a try-sexual'

 

Guy didn't take that remark well

He told me to go to hell

Don't get mad at me, bro

All I'm saying, you know 

It's better to bi than to sell

 

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