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Get help Roscoe
There was a young man named Roscoe
Got a job in the warehouse at Costco
He was hired in September
But was fired in December
Was caught stealing ten cases of Bosco
Roscoe thought he was slick
Said he had to steal, was mentally sick
Costco said 'We know why you stole
Because you're an a-hole
We want you outta here quick!'
Roscoe relocated to Frisco
Where he landed a job with Sysco
But it was no use
Caught again, his novel excuse?
'Wasn't me, was the Count of Mount Kisco!'
Gotta give it to ya, kinda
Gotta give it to ya, kinda liked this one
peace, pot, tequila shot
Jesus loves us, stoned or not
Haha! that was too funny! We
Haha! that was too funny! We just got home from Costco and no sign there of Roscoe...the back story must be real
here is poetry that doesn't always conform
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Roscoe update..
Roscoe update..
Many have asked, where's Roscoe?
The last I heard he's in Moscow
Knew he couldn't stay
In the USA
So one day he decided to just go
He emails occasionally. I'll tell him you asked about him. Thanks for your comment.