Mamdani, Mofongo and Rum

He may be loved by many

He may be hated by some 

I bet you a shiny new penny 

You never heard of Mamdani, Mofongo and Rum

 

What is Mamdani, Mofongo and Rum?

The voters have a right to know 

I know after last week's election 

Puerto Rico's where Mamdani he'd go

 

He could have gone to the Congo

But he found out they don't have mofongo

It's a plantain dish that's Puerto Rican

Now that you know you can stop freakin'

 

There's a rumor Zohran Mamdani

Met with Rudy Giuliani 

Why would he meet with that bum?

Was it because he bought him some rum?

 

These are questions that demand answers 

Questions most politicians would run away from 

New Yorkers like me hope very good the chance is

Someone will tell us, what's Mamdani, Mofongo and Rum?

 

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/11/09/nyregion/mamdani-somos-puerto-rico.html?searchResultPosition=1

 

 

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