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About The End
I'm not here to offend it
I'm not here to defend it
Though it doesn't bother me
Not here to recommend it
What am I referring to?
A peculiar thing to me, maybe you
Writing 'The End' in a book or movie
Why'd anyone think it's a wise thing to do
I'm gonna tell you a story
About a neighbor, a man named Corey
Corey's not the brightest fella
This story's about his umbrella
Was walking home, started to pour
Saw Corey 'Share your umbrella?' 'Sure'
Hoped his umbrella he'd quickly open
So I wouldn't come home soakin'
Corey didn't do as I was hopin'
Kept it closed, said 'Are you jokin'?
Why won't you open your umbrella? Explain'
'Because if I do, you would complain'
'My umbrella's full of holes' 'Where's your brain?
Why'd you take it then?' 'Thought it wouldn't rain'
It's for people like Corey that 'The End' is written
Who'll say 'They're not so great' if you mention Great Britain
