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She will sue, babe
There once was a woman named Claire
Who bore a strong resemblance to Cher
Came up with an idea
'I could make money, it's clear
In malls can appear, charge for autographs there'
Claire had a lawyer named Chris
When Chris found out about this
Said 'Don't do it, good Lord!
You're aware that is fraud?'
Claire said 'My ass you can kiss'
Cher found out, didn't think it funny
Sued Claire for plenty of money
Claire said 'I'll settle if she wants, oh
We can go mano a mano
I have a new lawyer, pro bono, name's Sonny'
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