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Eileen & Iris never would fight, Us?
Two college roommates, Eileen and Iris
Lived in the student dorm on campus
Iris, a bit of a prude
Eileen, she loved being nude
She explained 'Makes it easy to go when I piss'
The day Iris's Dad came to visit she was glad
But then what happened made her very mad
Iris's Dad couldn't fake it
When he saw Eileen naked
A bulge in his pants? C'mon Dad!
This resulted in quite a scene
One of the strangest that ever has been
Dad 'Eileen I want to hump'
Iris 'If you do, from the top floor I'll jump'
Eileen 'You two, jump on a trampoline!'
