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A discussion in depth
I have a friend, his name is Matt
We keep in touch, we like to chat
Discuss the news, our families
Who came down with what disease
Matt recently relocated, moved to someplace new
A one bedroom condo, newly painted, fixtures too
But something wasn't right, asked a favor I could do
Come to his apartment, I said 'Anything for you'
When I got to Matt's apartment, and came in the front door
I was greeted by the strangest sight I ever saw
Everything looked flat, like it had no width or depth
Extremely disturbing, almost took away my breath
Me and Matt eventually figured it all out, you see
The problem was because he lives in Apartment 2D
If you think about it, it's obvious, do I need to mention
No width or depth? Lives in 2D! Only two dimensions!
