President Trump, in an act he's calling one of 'incredible bravery'
Has signed an Executive Order bringing back slavery
From the Oval Office, Trump said 'I've done much for the blacks
I'll give them 2 weeks to leave the USA or face 40 lashes on their backs'
The Executive Order nullifies the Emancipation Proclamation
Which Trump has repeatedly referred to as 'a stain upon our nation'
Not subject to veto by Congress or judicial review by the Supreme Court
It allows men, women and children to be sold and bought
'Today's a great day for America', the President stated
'And as a gift to my friends on the left that ensures I'll still be hated
I'm bringing back a tradition which was popular before they were born
I'll be installing blackfaced jockeys on the White House lawn'