Gene, the pompous teen REVISED

There is a young man named Gene

Who is a most pompous teen

At his high school 

He thinks he's so cool

The truth, he's the lamest you've seen

 

Gene's tried out for every school team

But he is a coach's bad dream 

He thinks he's athletic 

But he is pathetic 

Though in Gene's mind, he reigns supreme 

 

He'll say 'Me, they all want to exclude 

But I say with certitude 

No one is greater 

Why's everyone a hater?

These haters put me in a bad mood'

 

Gene, don't you be so rude

You must change your attitude

What you think you can do?

Gene, I got news for you

You can't! You are bad at it, dude!

 

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