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So you want to write a romance novel
Should you care to write a novel historically romantic
Choose the setting, perhaps a castle across the Atlantic?
Two tortured souls, will he eventually come to love her?
Give your readers a clue, focus on the cover
She showing lots of leg? For it, she needn't beg
He showing off his manly chest?
It won't be long till they're undressed
Doing things that at the time, would be cause for their arrest
The most important thing I'm learning
Your main characters should have an insatiable yearning
For forbidden love, and one more thing I'm thinking of
As far as your heroine's loins, make sure they're always burning
