A story of two sisters, Miss Tick and Miss Tock
Who were subject to a great deal of mock
Do their names ring a bell?
Of course they should, hell
If they don't, have you been living under a rock?
Miss Tick and Miss Tock, each loved their sibling
But one day they started quibbling
Miss Tick was snooping around
Miss Tock's house when she found
Her diary, in it this she was scribbling
'My sis Miss Tick's made a mistake
She can go jump in the lake
No, I'm not being contrarian
By becoming vegetarian
No longer eat meat, no miss steak!'