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Happy Father’s Day
Have you heard of a man named Jay?
A very promiscuous man, I'd say
A dozen children he's fathered
These children? Jay can't be bothered
To support them in any way
He'd meet a woman and say 'Can't resist you
Would you mind terribly if I kissed you?'
One thing would lead to another
Before you knew it, brother, she was a mother
Will Jay help her? He'll say 'Can't assist you'
'You say I'm the father, you lie
It's something I'll strongly deny
No one will believe you
Now I gotta leave you
I've more children to father, goodbye!'
For this problem, a solution was sought
Did the mothers take Jay to court?
No, they all went on Maury
The DNA told the story
Now, Jay is forced to pay child support
Happy Father's Day
