A full recovery is expected

President Trump, a man very strange

If he disagrees with the facts, then the facts, they must change

Everything he does requires total support 

Didn't care for the data on the latest jobs report 

 

So, Donald Trump did what Donald Trump desired

Told the head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics she's fired

He's a man, who when confronted with facts not to his liking

Will fly off the handle, his pressure goes spiking

 

If someone would say 'I respectfully disagree'

He'd say 'You're a part of the conspiracy'

Mr President, please listen to me

They're not out to get you, it's called 'reality'

 

But do not despair, don't give up hope 

While it's true you are a moron and dope

Advances are made in this field every day

Ready for your lobotomy? Please step this way

 

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/02/us/politics/trump-russia-jobs.html

 

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