President Trump, a man very strange
If he disagrees with the facts, then the facts, they must change
Everything he does requires total support
Didn't care for the data on the latest jobs report
So, Donald Trump did what Donald Trump desired
Told the head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics she's fired
He's a man, who when confronted with facts not to his liking
Will fly off the handle, his pressure goes spiking
If someone would say 'I respectfully disagree'
He'd say 'You're a part of the conspiracy'
Mr President, please listen to me
They're not out to get you, it's called 'reality'
But do not despair, don't give up hope
While it's true you are a moron and dope
Advances are made in this field every day
Ready for your lobotomy? Please step this way
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/02/us/politics/trump-russia-jobs.html