There once was a man named Jack
Who you may know from in the day back
He worked as an actor
Had no great impact, er
For his acting did not get a plaque
But his acting didn't stop
Became famous for playing a cop
He just wanted the facts
The perps couldn't relax
Knew he'd always end up on top
TV then was not like today
There were things you couldn't say
Not on my favorite show
Not by the main character Joe
If Joe said them he'd be gone, bye Friday
What a guy! All the crime he'd be preventin'
For his autograph a postcard I sent in
But he never wrote back
Was disappointed in Jack
Hoped he'd do 3 to 5 in San Quentin