What a damn family!

Here's a story about a couple you may know

Morticia and Gomez Addams, who loved each other so

Gomez was a little eccentric, Morticia a lovely wench

Tish would drive him crazy when she spoke to him in French

The other day they were talking, Tish said 'Gomez, mon amour

When we make love I don't feel the same passion as before

I used to get 'em all the time, but now I rarely has 'em

You must know what I'm referring to, I don't have an orgasm!'

Gomez loved Morticia but sometimes could be a jerk

He said 'Tish, I'd love to help you but it would take too much work'

What to do? A divorce, of course, was out of the question

Things were at a standstill till Tish came up with a suggestion

She said 'Gomez, mon cheri, I can't be any subtler

When I want it, and I do, I'll ring for Lurch the butler

He's usually not busy, around the house he's hangin'

Let him earn his pay, ok? It's me he should be bangin'!'

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