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Lying afterbirth
Twelve years ago was born a baby
A bigger girl you'd never see
You want me to say
How much did she weigh?
13 pounds, 12 ounces OMG!
The next day, an odd thing did occur
Both Mom and Dad were asked 'Were
You surprised she's so stout?'
Which one said 'What you talking about?
'She's not stout!' A parent ly, her fat, her
