My wacky friend Amy

Heard from my wacky friend Amy the other day 

Wacky from too much tabacky, but a nice person I'd say

She was in a situation 

She needed some information

And she needed it fast, like today 

 

She said 'See the ads that say 'Buy 1, get 1 free'?

Theoretically, I can buy any quantity and get the same free, agree?

But what if I only want 2?

Wouldn't know what to do

That's why I'm asking you, can you help me?

 

I thought, this must be a trick

Amy said 'I'll take you to dinner if you answer me quick"

I said 'You want to know how?

I'll tell you right now 

Just show them how many you pick!'

 

Yes, Amy did take me out to eat

Had a good time, her company can't be beat 

I'm available bro

If anyone else wants to know 

I can tell you how to get, how to get 2? Say is Amy's treat!

 

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjvHsnSw/

 

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