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Be on guard with Bernard
There once was a man named Bernard
Who no one could disregard
Didn't put up with fools
Who didn't follow his rules
For he was a school crossing guard
If you broke Bernard's rules, you he'd scold
Wouldn't matter how young or how old
You could be a saint or a sinner
To Bernard, you were no winner
Were a loser, that's what I've been told
He was a crossing guard not to be crossed
But was the benefit worth the cost?
For what they pay crossing guards
Sent Bernard warm regards
He remained cold, told me to get lost
