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There was a young man named Dwight
Who knew something wasn't quite right
If he drove his car more than a block
His transmission would start to knock
But this would only happen at night
His older brother, who was always wishin'
He was bright enough to be a physician
Told him 'Dwight, I'm sure I'm right
Transmission only knocks at night?
Your car's having a nocturnal emission'
