Happy Mothers Day - UPDATED

To all the Moms out there I say

Have a wonderful Mothers Day

You may get flowers that wilt

Don't forget to instill guilt

In your loving children, ok?

 

Here's a sincere question, no snark

Hope you knock it out of the park

How many mothers does it take to change 

A light bulb? To a Mom, the answer's not strange 

None! I'll just sit here in the dark 

 

It may sound like I'm against Moms but I'm not 

Sometimes a mother's the only friend you've got

When you were a baby on her breast you sucked

Call your Mom and thank her for getting fucked

If she didn't, you probably wouldn't be here today 

To all the Moms out there, Happy Mothers Day

 

 

 

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