To all the Moms out there I say
Have a wonderful Mothers Day
You may get flowers that wilt
Don't forget to instill guilt
In your loving children, ok?
Here's a sincere question, no snark
Hope you knock it out of the park
How many mothers does it take to change
A light bulb? To a Mom, the answer's not strange
None! I'll just sit here in the dark
It may sound like I'm against Moms but I'm not
Sometimes a mother's the only friend you've got
When you were a baby on her breast you sucked
Call your Mom and thank her for getting fucked
If she didn't, you probably wouldn't be here today
To all the Moms out there, Happy Mothers Day