I know a young woman named Louise
All the young men she desires to please
With them she loves to flirt
Wearing only shorts and a T-shirt
She'll take a stroll when it's 10 degrees
Some think she belongs in an institution
Perhaps she's involved with prostitution
Louise doesn't have to be told
They can't stop her from wearing a T and taking a stroll
No matter how cold, it's her right! Read the Constitution!*