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There was a young gal named Patty

Who was born and raised in Cincinnati 

Didn't root for the Reds

Took plenty of meds

Everyone thought she was batty

She'd say 'Wish I was from Kansas City

The gals there sure are pretty 

I'd root for the Royals

Dab myself with oils'

No one in Cincy thought this was witty