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A tot named Al
A baby was born named Al
Skinny, Al was not
This became apparent
When Al became a tot
Whatever he would eat
Was making tot Al fat
Tot Al wasn't happy
Must do something about that
Though this situation
Got tot Al enraged
He knew he couldn't change it
Not until he aged
Twenty years passed
Tot Al was now a man
Said 'Time to solve this problem
Must do it if I can'
Al became a female
Got rid of tot Al fat
But now has a new problem
Al's become trans fat
