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Shoulda known it was U ma
There's an elderly lady named Uma
Who's been the subject of a nasty rumor
Which accuses her of being a fake
If she gets a headache
Will say that she has a brain tumor
I spoke to my mom, once good friends with Uma
They lost touch after my mom moved to Yuma
About the nasty rumor, asked 'Know the source?'
Mom started laughing, 'It was me, of course
Thought she'd find it funny, but Uma, no sense of humor'
