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Blake, stay awake
A funeral director named Meyer
Decided he would retire
The problem that faced him
Who would replace him
And help the people who die? Er..
Meyer had a nephew named Blake
A young man in need of a break
Lost his job as a clerk
Was looking for work
If he was offered it, the job he'd take
But could Blake do what was required?
He always complained he was tired
Job candidates were few
He was his nephew
Meyer decided Blake would be hired
Meyer's decision to hire Blake
Turned out to be a mistake
The problem? He'd keep
Falling asleep
A problem Blake couldn't shake
Blake went to see his MD
Who said he had narcolepsy
The doctor said 'Blake
Want to stay awake?
Drink Pepsi, but not caffeine-free!'
