2014

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a new year, a new muse, a new body of works 

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1 2pm on the docks 2 321 2014/10/05 9 years ago
2 A happy man is too satisfied with the present to dwell too much in the future* 2 347 2014/02/01 10 years ago
3 A perfect score 1 304 2014/11/16 9 years ago
4 Alarm lit alliances 8 401 2015/02/13 9 years ago
5 An add for one night stands 266 2014/09/09 9 years ago
6 Are you panicking yet? 2 276 2014/03/19 10 years ago
7 Ashley bits, Collect them all, Some assembly required 2 350 2014/10/05 9 years ago
8 Be Bond 2 233 2014/11/16 9 years ago
9 Be gentle he says 2 299 2014/12/31 9 years ago
10 Breathless 317 2014/02/01 10 years ago
11 But your eyes can't read anymore 2 256 2014/07/16 9 years ago
12 Can we talk? 12 358 2014/02/01 10 years ago
13 Coffee + Whiskey + Yoga = Greif 4 298 2014/07/17 9 years ago
14 Coffee? 10 465 2014/10/05 9 years ago
15 Criminal justice grads score the worse on LSAT 4 333 2014/02/01 10 years ago
16 Distance 9 475 2014/04/09 10 years ago
17 Enough’s enough 226 2014/12/31 9 years ago
18 For the record I have no problem calling you Grandma Cunt 13 520 2014/10/05 9 years ago
19 For the times they are a changin’ 222 2014/12/31 9 years ago
20 Fuck Pandora’s Box, Plato’s Cave brought the world misery 10 413 2014/11/16 9 years ago
21 How can I miss something that doesn’t miss me * 2 358 2014/03/06 10 years ago
22 HTC’s memory 2 288 2014/04/09 10 years ago
23 I <3 Stuart hall 2 214 2014/12/31 9 years ago
24 I am hence forth utilitarian 2 271 2014/11/19 9 years ago
25 I can’t date you on literary principle 2 240 2014/11/22 9 years ago
26 I can’t fuckin escape you 2 294 2014/10/05 9 years ago
27 I have loved to the point of madness* 12 339 2014/06/12 9 years ago
28 I hope that I don’t fall in-love with you* 2 314 2014/10/05 9 years ago
29 I loved therefore I lost 10 321 2014/04/24 10 years ago
30 I said what about breakfast at Tiffany’s 211 2014/12/31 9 years ago
31 I see you and I can’t 299 2014/03/19 10 years ago
32 I should go 4 334 2014/02/01 10 years ago
33 I should have kissed you last night 234 2014/07/16 9 years ago
34 I wanted to grow up and be nothing like you 2 256 2014/07/16 9 years ago
35 If I could turn back time 232 2014/07/16 9 years ago
36 It was a good doom full of laughter* 4 299 2014/02/25 10 years ago
37 It would be Gibson’s 4 226 2014/07/11 9 years ago
38 It’s the shampoo 4 326 2014/03/19 10 years ago
39 I’m giving up on you 251 2014/04/24 10 years ago
40 Jon 207 2014/12/31 9 years ago
41 Kayak lessons 6 353 2014/07/16 9 years ago
42 Least we forget 7 329 2014/04/24 10 years ago
43 Leopards can’t change their spots 2 260 2014/03/19 10 years ago
44 Let’s find you a couch* 4 271 2014/07/16 9 years ago
45 Long-wave energy gets trapped in the clouds 2 255 2014/02/07 10 years ago
46 Love's labour's lust 8 387 2014/04/02 10 years ago
47 Man up 232 2014/11/16 9 years ago
48 Meth labs blow up…shit happens 2 275 2014/11/16 9 years ago
49 Mom and Cheryl went to bingo 4 301 2014/07/16 9 years ago
50 More is less 9 352 2014/03/19 10 years ago
51 Mourning reflections 8 346 2014/07/17 9 years ago
52 Must love dogs and awkward ducklings 10 301 2014/11/30 9 years ago
53 My privilege is showing 1 272 2014/11/16 9 years ago
54 Next week read appendix three: existentialism 225 2014/04/24 10 years ago
55 Now I’m convincing myself 1 277 2014/12/31 9 years ago
56 One of these metaphors is me the other is you 8 312 2014/04/29 10 years ago
57 Overwhelmed 3 236 2014/03/19 10 years ago
58 Perhaps I was nervous 8 286 2014/01/31 10 years ago
59 Perspective, not just a slut who doesn’t put out 2 288 2014/11/19 9 years ago
60 Poetic Poverty 4 334 2014/10/05 9 years ago
61 Pre-Socratic philosophers suck 4 233 2014/04/16 10 years ago
62 Qualm before the storm 6 313 2014/04/24 10 years ago
63 Rue 321 2014/02/01 10 years ago
64 Said the pen to humanity 5 241 2014/11/16 9 years ago
65 Sangria 6 261 2014/07/09 10 years ago
66 So did this friendship 257 2014/11/16 9 years ago
67 Sometimes I wish you’d read Kant 6 295 2014/04/16 10 years ago
68 Strangers and girlfriends 2 246 2014/11/20 9 years ago
69 Tequila makes the façade fall off 4 315 2014/07/11 9 years ago
70 Thanks for the perfect Valentines Day 201 2014/03/19 10 years ago
71 The banks of indecision 4 295 2014/11/16 9 years ago
72 The gravity of existence grows heavier the farther you get from point A to point B* 273 2014/07/14 9 years ago
73 The laughter is deafening 12 347 2014/01/13 10 years ago
74 The rambling rabbit rambles 6 417 2014/02/01 10 years ago
75 These times are uncertain 6 333 2014/10/05 9 years ago
76 This land isn’t our land any more 7 373 2014/11/16 9 years ago
77 This poem is TMI 339 2014/10/05 9 years ago
78 To cut around the bullshit 2 280 2014/11/16 9 years ago
79 To get into Heaven 6 258 2015/02/13 9 years ago
80 To the arrogant, silver spoon fuck sitting behind me, mocking the prof 7 290 2014/03/20 10 years ago
81 Uncle Den 228 2014/12/31 9 years ago
82 Utilitarianism 4 287 2014/04/24 10 years ago
83 What a cloudy night 2 276 2014/12/31 9 years ago
84 When Kili met Tauriel 269 2014/12/31 9 years ago
85 When you call me beautiful 2 341 2015/02/09 9 years ago
86 Wow, you have that song on your iPod (I can’t un-do the pain) 1 262 2014/11/16 9 years ago
87 Writers’ brick wall all up in your face* 3 287 2014/12/31 9 years ago
88 You are like having the flu 4 326 2014/12/31 9 years ago
89 You can be the backlash of somebody’s lack of love * 2 795 2014/03/05 10 years ago
90 You get off the hook so easy 268 2014/02/07 10 years ago
91 Your coffee was cold anyways 2 231 2014/11/16 9 years ago
92 Your words are yours 7 373 2015/01/01 9 years ago
93 ‘Happiness lies in that which never goes but simply is’ 6 324 2014/02/26 10 years ago