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Must love dogs and awkward ducklings
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2014
Ever have one of those moments
When you are with another person and
Nine inch nails pierce your brain
And you think to yourself
‘well no I don’t want to fuck you like an animal, but I wouldn’t mind making love to you like a sentient being, birthing constellation in my womb, screaming “god” like he’s a long lost friend you’ve just seen at the market’ and then realise
This is why you never get laid….
This one is
super true! Like it
*tallsquirrelgirl* she feels in italics and thinks in CAPITALS ~henry james
:)
one of my close friends always says my awkwardness in indearing!
Much Love
Ashley
Dogs and Ducklings
Love the very misleading title. Never get laid. What a shame. Are the men in your neighbourhood blind or do they not like poetry? Bern LOL.
LOL! ahahaha
worse my dear...I am picky :)
Much Love
Ashley
Awesome
Made me laugh out loud. Very good, very funny.
:) thanks Jones
sadly, this poem isn't helping me get laid :p jks
Much Love
Ashley
Nine Inches Eh
"I want to feel you from the inside!" Ha! So funny - spleen is aching. Oh, that's why I never get laid either. Damn! - Good one (now go study U) - Lady A
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Seriously!
Lady you need that thing! GO find a witch doctor and fix your spleen or no more reading for you! I adore you too much for your spleen to go ;) plus soon you will be writing again, you can`t quit on me now....
Much Love
Ashley
9 Inches
are hard to find. And that's my double entrendre for today. I have been writing and posting. Time to go study something - it's been a while - maybe memorize something good - To write is to live. To get laid...well, you have covered that pretty good already :D - Lady A
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;)
I love the notion of making a double entrendre a day!
Much Love
Ashley