Must love dogs and awkward ducklings

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Ever have one of those moments

When you are with another person and

Nine inch nails pierce your brain

And you think to yourself

‘well no I don’t want to fuck you like an animal, but I wouldn’t mind making love to you like a sentient being, birthing constellation in my womb, screaming “god” like he’s a long lost friend you’ve just seen at the market’ and then realise

 

This is why you never get laid….

 

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tallsquirrelgirl's picture

This one is

super true! Like it


*tallsquirrelgirl* she feels in italics and thinks in CAPITALS ~henry james

running_with_rabbits's picture

:)

one of my close friends always says my awkwardness in indearing! 


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Ashley

bern's picture

Dogs and Ducklings

Love the very misleading title. Never get laid. What a shame. Are the men in your neighbourhood blind or do they not like poetry? Bern LOL.

running_with_rabbits's picture

LOL! ahahaha

worse my dear...I am picky :)


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Ashley

schmuckjones's picture

Awesome

Made me laugh out loud.  Very good, very funny.

running_with_rabbits's picture

:) thanks Jones

sadly, this poem isn't helping me get laid :p jks


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Ashley

allets's picture

Nine Inches Eh

"I want to feel you from the inside!" Ha! So funny - spleen is aching. Oh, that's why I never get laid either. Damn! - Good one (now go study U) - Lady A
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~(:D)-

 

running_with_rabbits's picture

Seriously!

Lady you need that thing! GO find a witch doctor and fix your spleen or no more reading for you! I adore you too much for your spleen to go ;) plus soon you will be writing again, you can`t quit on me now.... 


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Ashley

allets's picture

9 Inches

are hard to find. And that's my double entrendre for today. I have been writing and posting. Time to go study something - it's been a while - maybe memorize something good - To write is to live. To get laid...well, you have covered that pretty good already :D - Lady A
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~(:D)-

 

running_with_rabbits's picture

;)

I love the notion of making a double entrendre a day!


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Ashley