2014

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a new year, a new muse, a new body of works 

Title Comments Views Updated Posted
1 To get into Heaven 6 388 2015/02/13 11 years ago
2 Alarm lit alliances 8 528 2015/02/13 11 years ago
3 Your words are yours 7 499 2015/01/01 11 years ago
4 What a cloudy night 2 394 2014/12/31 11 years ago
5 For the times they are a changin’ 334 2014/12/31 11 years ago
6 When you call me beautiful 2 475 2015/02/09 11 years ago
7 Writers’ brick wall all up in your face* 3 409 2014/12/31 11 years ago
8 Enough’s enough 331 2014/12/31 11 years ago
9 When Kili met Tauriel 407 2014/12/31 11 years ago
10 Jon 314 2014/12/31 11 years ago
11 Now I’m convincing myself 1 409 2014/12/31 11 years ago
12 I <3 Stuart hall 2 329 2014/12/31 11 years ago
13 Be gentle he says 2 415 2014/12/31 11 years ago
14 I said what about breakfast at Tiffany’s 325 2014/12/31 11 years ago
15 Uncle Den 352 2014/12/31 11 years ago
16 You are like having the flu 4 461 2014/12/31 11 years ago
17 Must love dogs and awkward ducklings 10 425 2014/11/30 11 years ago
18 Strangers and girlfriends 2 367 2014/11/20 11 years ago
19 Perspective, not just a slut who doesn’t put out 2 407 2014/11/19 11 years ago
20 I am hence forth utilitarian 2 394 2014/11/19 11 years ago
21 A perfect score 1 435 2014/11/16 11 years ago
22 My privilege is showing 1 391 2014/11/16 11 years ago
23 Man up 342 2014/11/16 11 years ago
24 Be Bond 2 353 2014/11/16 11 years ago
25 Said the pen to humanity 5 348 2014/11/16 11 years ago
26 So did this friendship 392 2014/11/16 11 years ago
27 The banks of indecision 4 414 2014/11/16 11 years ago
28 I can’t date you on literary principle 2 361 2014/11/22 11 years ago
29 Your coffee was cold anyways 2 356 2014/11/16 11 years ago
30 Meth labs blow up…shit happens 2 397 2014/11/16 11 years ago
31 This land isn’t our land any more 7 505 2014/11/16 11 years ago
32 To cut around the bullshit 2 401 2014/11/16 11 years ago
33 Wow, you have that song on your iPod (I can’t un-do the pain) 1 380 2014/11/16 11 years ago
34 Fuck Pandora’s Box, Plato’s Cave brought the world misery 10 535 2014/11/16 11 years ago
35 For the record I have no problem calling you Grandma Cunt 13 648 2014/10/05 12 years ago
36 Coffee? 10 593 2014/10/05 12 years ago
37 These times are uncertain 6 459 2014/10/05 12 years ago
38 This poem is TMI 457 2014/10/05 12 years ago
39 Poetic Poverty 4 455 2014/10/05 12 years ago
40 Ashley bits, Collect them all, Some assembly required 2 476 2014/10/05 12 years ago
41 2pm on the docks 2 446 2014/10/05 12 years ago
42 I can’t fuckin escape you 2 429 2014/10/05 12 years ago
43 I hope that I don’t fall in-love with you* 2 446 2014/10/05 12 years ago
44 Coffee + Whiskey + Yoga = Greif 4 410 2014/07/17 12 years ago
45 Mourning reflections 8 487 2014/07/17 12 years ago
46 Kayak lessons 6 489 2014/07/16 12 years ago
47 Mom and Cheryl went to bingo 4 431 2014/07/16 12 years ago
48 An add for one night stands 373 2014/09/09 12 years ago
49 Let’s find you a couch* 4 381 2014/07/16 12 years ago
50 I wanted to grow up and be nothing like you 2 365 2014/07/16 12 years ago
51 But your eyes can't read anymore 2 377 2014/07/16 12 years ago
52 I should have kissed you last night 338 2014/07/16 12 years ago
53 If I could turn back time 353 2014/07/16 12 years ago
54 The gravity of existence grows heavier the farther you get from point A to point B* 390 2014/07/14 12 years ago
55 Tequila makes the façade fall off 4 450 2014/07/11 12 years ago
56 It would be Gibson’s 4 346 2014/07/11 12 years ago
57 I have loved to the point of madness* 12 461 2014/06/12 12 years ago
58 Sangria 6 399 2014/07/09 12 years ago
59 One of these metaphors is me the other is you 8 433 2014/04/29 12 years ago
60 I’m giving up on you 363 2014/04/24 12 years ago
61 I loved therefore I lost 10 446 2014/04/24 12 years ago
62 Qualm before the storm 6 430 2014/04/24 12 years ago
63 Utilitarianism 4 403 2014/04/24 12 years ago
64 Least we forget 7 450 2014/04/24 12 years ago
65 Pre-Socratic philosophers suck 4 362 2014/04/16 12 years ago
66 Next week read appendix three: existentialism 351 2014/04/24 12 years ago
67 Sometimes I wish you’d read Kant 6 440 2014/04/16 12 years ago
68 Distance 9 607 2014/04/09 12 years ago
69 Love's labour's lust 8 521 2014/04/02 12 years ago
70 More is less 9 471 2014/03/19 12 years ago
71 Overwhelmed 3 392 2014/03/19 12 years ago
72 To the arrogant, silver spoon fuck sitting behind me, mocking the prof 7 422 2014/03/20 12 years ago
73 Thanks for the perfect Valentines Day 321 2014/03/19 12 years ago
74 It’s the shampoo 4 439 2014/03/19 12 years ago
75 Leopards can’t change their spots 2 380 2014/03/19 12 years ago
76 HTC’s memory 2 411 2014/04/09 12 years ago
77 Are you panicking yet? 2 402 2014/03/19 12 years ago
78 I see you and I can’t 418 2014/03/19 12 years ago
79 How can I miss something that doesn’t miss me * 2 491 2014/03/06 12 years ago
80 You can be the backlash of somebody’s lack of love * 2 913 2014/03/05 12 years ago
81 It was a good doom full of laughter* 4 431 2014/02/25 12 years ago
82 You get off the hook so easy 388 2014/02/07 12 years ago
83 Long-wave energy gets trapped in the clouds 2 372 2014/02/07 12 years ago
84 ‘Happiness lies in that which never goes but simply is’ 6 453 2014/02/26 12 years ago
85 Criminal justice grads score the worse on LSAT 4 450 2014/02/01 12 years ago
86 The rambling rabbit rambles 6 555 2014/02/01 12 years ago
87 Can we talk? 12 486 2014/02/01 12 years ago
88 I should go 4 446 2014/02/01 12 years ago
89 A happy man is too satisfied with the present to dwell too much in the future* 2 466 2014/02/01 12 years ago
90 Breathless 424 2014/02/01 12 years ago
91 Rue 426 2014/02/01 12 years ago
92 Perhaps I was nervous 8 393 2014/01/31 12 years ago
93 The laughter is deafening 12 457 2014/01/13 12 years ago