2014

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a new year, a new muse, a new body of works 

Title Comments Views Updated Posted
1 To get into Heaven 6 353 2015/02/13 11 years ago
2 Alarm lit alliances 8 495 2015/02/13 11 years ago
3 Your words are yours 7 463 2015/01/01 11 years ago
4 What a cloudy night 2 358 2014/12/31 11 years ago
5 For the times they are a changin’ 300 2014/12/31 11 years ago
6 When you call me beautiful 2 441 2015/02/09 11 years ago
7 Writers’ brick wall all up in your face* 3 376 2014/12/31 11 years ago
8 Enough’s enough 299 2014/12/31 11 years ago
9 When Kili met Tauriel 372 2014/12/31 11 years ago
10 Jon 284 2014/12/31 11 years ago
11 Now I’m convincing myself 1 374 2014/12/31 11 years ago
12 I <3 Stuart hall 2 294 2014/12/31 11 years ago
13 Be gentle he says 2 386 2014/12/31 11 years ago
14 I said what about breakfast at Tiffany’s 295 2014/12/31 11 years ago
15 Uncle Den 323 2014/12/31 11 years ago
16 You are like having the flu 4 425 2014/12/31 11 years ago
17 Must love dogs and awkward ducklings 10 392 2014/11/30 11 years ago
18 Strangers and girlfriends 2 331 2014/11/20 11 years ago
19 Perspective, not just a slut who doesn’t put out 2 377 2014/11/19 11 years ago
20 I am hence forth utilitarian 2 363 2014/11/19 11 years ago
21 A perfect score 1 407 2014/11/16 11 years ago
22 My privilege is showing 1 362 2014/11/16 11 years ago
23 Man up 314 2014/11/16 11 years ago
24 Be Bond 2 321 2014/11/16 11 years ago
25 Said the pen to humanity 5 318 2014/11/16 11 years ago
26 So did this friendship 362 2014/11/16 11 years ago
27 The banks of indecision 4 382 2014/11/16 11 years ago
28 I can’t date you on literary principle 2 329 2014/11/22 11 years ago
29 Your coffee was cold anyways 2 324 2014/11/16 11 years ago
30 Meth labs blow up…shit happens 2 369 2014/11/16 11 years ago
31 This land isn’t our land any more 7 472 2014/11/16 11 years ago
32 To cut around the bullshit 2 366 2014/11/16 11 years ago
33 Wow, you have that song on your iPod (I can’t un-do the pain) 1 343 2014/11/16 11 years ago
34 Fuck Pandora’s Box, Plato’s Cave brought the world misery 10 498 2014/11/16 11 years ago
35 For the record I have no problem calling you Grandma Cunt 13 613 2014/10/05 11 years ago
36 Coffee? 10 563 2014/10/05 11 years ago
37 These times are uncertain 6 424 2014/10/05 11 years ago
38 This poem is TMI 428 2014/10/05 11 years ago
39 Poetic Poverty 4 426 2014/10/05 11 years ago
40 Ashley bits, Collect them all, Some assembly required 2 444 2014/10/05 11 years ago
41 2pm on the docks 2 417 2014/10/05 11 years ago
42 I can’t fuckin escape you 2 398 2014/10/05 11 years ago
43 I hope that I don’t fall in-love with you* 2 413 2014/10/05 11 years ago
44 Coffee + Whiskey + Yoga = Greif 4 383 2014/07/17 11 years ago
45 Mourning reflections 8 456 2014/07/17 11 years ago
46 Kayak lessons 6 458 2014/07/16 11 years ago
47 Mom and Cheryl went to bingo 4 400 2014/07/16 11 years ago
48 An add for one night stands 345 2014/09/09 11 years ago
49 Let’s find you a couch* 4 354 2014/07/16 11 years ago
50 I wanted to grow up and be nothing like you 2 334 2014/07/16 11 years ago
51 But your eyes can't read anymore 2 342 2014/07/16 11 years ago
52 I should have kissed you last night 310 2014/07/16 11 years ago
53 If I could turn back time 323 2014/07/16 11 years ago
54 The gravity of existence grows heavier the farther you get from point A to point B* 360 2014/07/14 11 years ago
55 Tequila makes the façade fall off 4 417 2014/07/11 11 years ago
56 It would be Gibson’s 4 317 2014/07/11 11 years ago
57 I have loved to the point of madness* 12 420 2014/06/12 11 years ago
58 Sangria 6 360 2014/07/09 12 years ago
59 One of these metaphors is me the other is you 8 399 2014/04/29 12 years ago
60 I’m giving up on you 335 2014/04/24 12 years ago
61 I loved therefore I lost 10 416 2014/04/24 12 years ago
62 Qualm before the storm 6 403 2014/04/24 12 years ago
63 Utilitarianism 4 376 2014/04/24 12 years ago
64 Least we forget 7 417 2014/04/24 12 years ago
65 Pre-Socratic philosophers suck 4 327 2014/04/16 12 years ago
66 Next week read appendix three: existentialism 319 2014/04/24 12 years ago
67 Sometimes I wish you’d read Kant 6 404 2014/04/16 12 years ago
68 Distance 9 576 2014/04/09 12 years ago
69 Love's labour's lust 8 493 2014/04/02 12 years ago
70 More is less 9 441 2014/03/19 12 years ago
71 Overwhelmed 3 362 2014/03/19 12 years ago
72 To the arrogant, silver spoon fuck sitting behind me, mocking the prof 7 381 2014/03/20 12 years ago
73 Thanks for the perfect Valentines Day 288 2014/03/19 12 years ago
74 It’s the shampoo 4 413 2014/03/19 12 years ago
75 Leopards can’t change their spots 2 346 2014/03/19 12 years ago
76 HTC’s memory 2 380 2014/04/09 12 years ago
77 Are you panicking yet? 2 373 2014/03/19 12 years ago
78 I see you and I can’t 385 2014/03/19 12 years ago
79 How can I miss something that doesn’t miss me * 2 462 2014/03/06 12 years ago
80 You can be the backlash of somebody’s lack of love * 2 878 2014/03/05 12 years ago
81 It was a good doom full of laughter* 4 402 2014/02/25 12 years ago
82 You get off the hook so easy 359 2014/02/07 12 years ago
83 Long-wave energy gets trapped in the clouds 2 338 2014/02/07 12 years ago
84 ‘Happiness lies in that which never goes but simply is’ 6 422 2014/02/26 12 years ago
85 Criminal justice grads score the worse on LSAT 4 413 2014/02/01 12 years ago
86 The rambling rabbit rambles 6 517 2014/02/01 12 years ago
87 Can we talk? 12 457 2014/02/01 12 years ago
88 I should go 4 412 2014/02/01 12 years ago
89 A happy man is too satisfied with the present to dwell too much in the future* 2 436 2014/02/01 12 years ago
90 Breathless 392 2014/02/01 12 years ago
91 Rue 395 2014/02/01 12 years ago
92 Perhaps I was nervous 8 360 2014/01/31 12 years ago
93 The laughter is deafening 12 422 2014/01/13 12 years ago