|
1 |
DUMBASS |
Poem |
THRU PERIPHERAL VISION |
11,756 |
5 years ago |
|
2 |
DEMOCRACY! WHISKEY! SEXY! |
Poem |
THRU PERIPHERAL VISION |
10,644 |
6 years ago |
|
3 |
ASSHOLES AND BITCHES NEED NOT APPLY |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
10,189 |
5 years ago |
|
4 |
CHOKE THE CHICKEN (AUTO-EROTIC ASPHYXIATION GONE HORRIBLY WRONG) |
Poem |
CHOKE THE CHICKEN |
9,524 |
5 years ago |
|
5 |
THE BATMAN DREAM |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
8,486 |
5 years ago |
|
6 |
LOOKING FOR GOD IN THE ANACOSTIA RIVER |
Poem |
THRU PERIPHERAL VISION |
8,128 |
6 years ago |
|
7 |
STAG FILM |
Poem |
CHOKE THE CHICKEN |
8,081 |
6 years ago |
|
8 |
BRACELET |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
7,164 |
6 years ago |
|
9 |
ENOUGH CLICHÉ |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
6,901 |
4 years ago |
|
10 |
KINDNESS OF STRANGERS |
Poem |
AMERICAN ZEN KOANS |
6,767 |
5 years ago |
|
11 |
YOU CAN LIE TO ME |
Prose |
CANNIBALIZED HAIBUN |
6,325 |
4 years ago |
|
12 |
LEAVES OF GRASS, MY ASS! |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
5,728 |
6 years ago |
|
13 |
I'VE RESIGNED MYSELF TO BEING ME |
Poem |
THRU PERIPHERAL VISION |
5,682 |
6 years ago |
|
14 |
MOISTURIZING CREAM |
Prose |
CANNIBALIZED HAIBUN |
5,489 |
3 years ago |
|
15 |
IRIDESCENT JEWELS |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
5,409 |
5 years ago |
|
16 |
BARD'S SHARDS |
Poem |
AMERICAN ZEN KOANS |
5,368 |
5 years ago |
|
17 |
MEMORY LAPSE |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
5,172 |
5 years ago |
|
18 |
YELLOW ROBIN (fiverse) |
Poem |
THRU PERIPHERAL VISION |
5,142 |
5 years ago |
|
19 |
LUMINOUS GRAYS |
Prose |
AUTHENTIC STONER GIBBERISH |
5,142 |
5 years ago |
|
20 |
EXCELLENT MISERY |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
5,001 |
4 years ago |
|
21 |
THE ELECTRIC JIMMY SWAGGART ACID TEST |
Prose |
THE ELECTRIC JIMMY SWAGGART ACID TEST |
4,968 |
5 years ago |
|
22 |
ADULT BOOKSTORE OF MY YOUTH |
Poem |
CHOKE THE CHICKEN |
4,704 |
5 years ago |
|
23 |
EGGS, BLOODY MARYS & JAZZ |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
4,216 |
5 years ago |
|
24 |
FAKE ORGASM |
Poem |
CHOKE THE CHICKEN |
4,188 |
4 years ago |
|
25 |
MINISKIRT |
Poem |
THRU PERIPHERAL VISION |
4,088 |
4 years ago |
|
26 |
HOW TO WIN FRIENDS WITH SALAD (a response to Homer Simpson) |
Prose |
CANNIBALIZED HAIBUN |
3,725 |
2 years ago |
|
27 |
COMPLIANCE |
Poem |
MISCHIEVOUS PATTERNS |
3,625 |
2 years ago |
|
28 |
CANINE EMPIRE (unrhymed fiverse) |
Poem |
THRU PERIPHERAL VISION |
3,568 |
5 years ago |
|
29 |
SHEEPISH SMILE |
Poem |
DELIGHTFULLY WEIRD |
3,513 |
2 years ago |
|
30 |
DEVIL'S LETTUCE |
Poem |
AMERICAN ZEN KOANS |
3,493 |
5 years ago |
|
31 |
BASIS FOR ZEN |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
3,371 |
4 years ago |
|
32 |
ANOTHER MISCONNECTION |
Poem |
THRU PERIPHERAL VISION |
3,238 |
5 years ago |
|
33 |
VILLAGE VOICE |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
3,233 |
5 years ago |
|
34 |
OPPORTUNISTIC OMNIVORE |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
3,194 |
4 years ago |
|
35 |
STATUE OF JOYCE |
Poem |
AMERICAN ZEN KOANS |
3,137 |
5 years ago |
|
36 |
MYSTIC BALLADS |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
3,132 |
3 years ago |
|
37 |
REGGAE LILT |
Poem |
THRU PERIPHERAL VISION |
3,069 |
5 years ago |
|
38 |
CUBICLE RAMBO |
Poem |
CANNIBALIZED HAIBUN |
3,060 |
5 years ago |
|
39 |
DUDE IS BORN (FIVERSE POEM) |
Poem |
AUTHENTIC STONER GIBBERISH |
2,863 |
4 years ago |
|
40 |
BURPING IS A COMPLIMENT TO THE BREWER |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
2,683 |
5 years ago |
|
41 |
DUDE (LIMERICK) |
Poem |
AMERICAN ZEN KOANS |
2,649 |
4 years ago |
|
42 |
SHOT OF JAMESON TO CHASE THE BEER |
Poem |
AMERICAN ZEN KOANS |
2,566 |
2 years ago |
|
43 |
TIGHT BLACK MINISKIRT |
Poem |
CHOKE THE CHICKEN |
2,547 |
3 years ago |
|
44 |
HALF ASS KEROUAC SIPPING ABSINTHE |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
2,507 |
3 years ago |
|
45 |
MOONBEAMS (RHYMED FIVERSE) |
Poem |
AUTHENTIC STONER GIBBERISH |
2,474 |
4 years ago |
|
46 |
OBSCENE ODES TO ISIS |
Poem |
AMERICAN ZEN KOANS |
2,326 |
3 years ago |
|
47 |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO DO POETRY AGAIN |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
2,319 |
4 years ago |
|
48 |
CHRISTMAS EVE WITH LI PO |
Poem |
AUTHENTIC STONER GIBBERISH |
2,293 |
6 years ago |
|
49 |
I DRINK TO THEE EDGAR ALLAN POE |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
2,276 |
5 years ago |
|
50 |
LOVELY MELITA |
Prose |
CANNIBALIZED HAIBUN |
2,269 |
2 years ago |
|
51 |
4 UNRIPENED CHERRY TOMATOES |
Poem |
THE DRUNKENING |
2,235 |
5 years ago |
|
52 |
CYNICISM MET WITH SCORN |
Poem |
THRU PERIPHERAL VISION |
2,232 |
4 years ago |
|
53 |
TWO MOPS HANGING (UNRHYMED FIVERSE) |
Poem |
THRU PERIPHERAL VISION |
2,194 |
5 years ago |
|
54 |
BELA LUGOSI |
Poem |
THRU PERIPHERAL VISION |
2,188 |
6 years ago |
|
55 |
WINE DRINKERS SPIT; BEER DRINKERS SWALLOW |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
2,183 |
5 years ago |
|
56 |
GALLON OF COFFEE (FIVERSE POEM) |
Poem |
AUTHENTIC STONER GIBBERISH |
2,159 |
5 years ago |
|
57 |
THE YO YO MA AIR CELLO INCIDENT |
Poem |
AUTHENTIC STONER GIBBERISH |
2,157 |
6 years ago |
|
58 |
YAKOV SMIRNOFF LOOKING S.O.B. |
Poem |
CHOKE THE CHICKEN |
2,154 |
6 years ago |
|
59 |
SAIGON BALCONY |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
2,145 |
5 years ago |
|
60 |
NEW PILLOW |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
2,117 |
4 years ago |
|
61 |
ROADKILL |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
2,115 |
5 years ago |
|
62 |
DOGGIE NAMED DUDER |
Poem |
AMERICAN ZEN KOANS |
2,090 |
2 years ago |
|
63 |
MILITARY CHICK |
Poem |
THRU PERIPHERAL VISION |
2,077 |
5 years ago |
|
64 |
NEBRASKA TANKA |
Poem |
AUTHENTIC STONER GIBBERISH |
2,067 |
5 years ago |
|
65 |
HAPPY PIZZA |
Poem |
CANNIBALIZED HAIBUN |
2,062 |
5 years ago |
|
66 |
FOR ONCE |
Poem |
AUTHENTIC STONER GIBBERISH |
2,055 |
5 years ago |
|
67 |
MILLENNIUM FALCON |
Prose |
CANNIBALIZED HAIBUN |
2,039 |
3 years ago |
|
68 |
HAUNTED LANE |
Poem |
MISCHIEVOUS PATTERNS |
2,030 |
4 years ago |
|
69 |
SANCTUARY |
Poem |
UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE |
2,007 |
5 years ago |
|
70 |
POET SLAP FIGHTS AND ASS KISSING |
Prose |
CANNIBALIZED HAIBUN |
2,000 |
2 years ago |
|
71 |
IT AMAZES ME |
Poem |
CHOKE THE CHICKEN |
1,920 |
5 years ago |
|
72 |
SQUANDERED SERENDIPITY |
Prose |
SQUANDERED SERENDIPITY |
1,857 |
2 years ago |
|
73 |
WALT WHITMAN HOUSE |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
1,814 |
5 years ago |
|
74 |
WOMEN IN ORANGE |
Poem |
EXISTENTIAL SATORI |
1,808 |
4 years ago |
|
75 |
GREEN HAIRED LADY |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
1,807 |
5 years ago |
|
76 |
EUPHORIC GIGGLE |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
1,780 |
3 years ago |
|
77 |
ENGLISH SOCCER HOOLIGANS |
Poem |
MEANDERTHAL MAN |
1,768 |
5 years ago |
|
78 |
TRAMPOLINE |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
1,718 |
3 years ago |
|
79 |
JILTED LOVER |
Poem |
CHOKE THE CHICKEN |
1,705 |
5 years ago |
|
80 |
ZEN ANYWHERE NEW JERSEY |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
1,640 |
5 years ago |
|
81 |
THE SADDEST FLOWER OF ALL |
Prose |
z NOTES FROM THE CAVERN |
1,614 |
5 years ago |
|
82 |
FINER MONA LISA |
Poem |
AMERICAN ZEN KOANS |
1,605 |
5 years ago |
|
83 |
(I GOT) GOOSED BY TOMMY CHONG |
Poem |
CHOKE THE CHICKEN |
1,599 |
5 years ago |
|
84 |
DON'T TAKE LIFE SO SERIOUSLY |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
1,582 |
4 years ago |
|
85 |
COUGAR |
Poem |
EXISTENTIAL SATORI |
1,534 |
4 years ago |
|
86 |
BUT IN FAIRNESS |
Poem |
AMERICAN ZEN KOANS |
1,529 |
4 years ago |
|
87 |
MEGAN'S GOLDEN BOOT |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
1,527 |
4 years ago |
|
88 |
CATALAN |
Poem |
MEANDERTHAL MAN |
1,517 |
5 years ago |
|
89 |
SOCIAL BUTTERFLY |
Poem |
SOCIAL BUTTERFLY |
1,514 |
4 years ago |
|
90 |
WRONG TURN IN ALBEQUERQUE |
Poem |
AMERICAN ZEN KOANS |
1,483 |
6 years ago |
|
91 |
MORNING COFFEE (UNRHYMED FIVERSE) |
Poem |
EXISTENTIAL SATORI |
1,481 |
4 years ago |
|
92 |
VULTURES |
Poem |
THRU PERIPHERAL VISION |
1,468 |
5 years ago |
|
93 |
STALKER |
Poem |
THRU PERIPHERAL VISION |
1,463 |
5 years ago |
|
94 |
BEASTLY BUT BEAUTIFUL (limerick) |
Poem |
MISCHIEVOUS PATTERNS |
1,454 |
4 years ago |
|
95 |
INNER PEACE |
Poem |
THE SHY RETICENT POET |
1,446 |
5 years ago |
|
96 |
BOMBING OF DRESDEN |
Poem |
MEANDERTHAL MAN |
1,436 |
6 years ago |
|
97 |
BAMBOO INVASION |
Poem |
THRU PERIPHERAL VISION |
1,423 |
4 years ago |
|
98 |
SABA (fiverse poem) |
Poem |
DELIGHTFULLY WEIRD |
1,413 |
5 years ago |
|
99 |
SUCKER PUNCHING THE COSMOS |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
1,406 |
5 years ago |
|
100 |
BIRD SONG OF BIRKENAU |
Poem |
THRU PERIPHERAL VISION |
1,391 |
6 years ago |
|
101 |
UNKIND FATE |
Poem |
CHOKE THE CHICKEN |
1,377 |
6 years ago |
|
102 |
WHEN CHARLES BUKOWSKI MET BOB DYLAN |
Prose |
THE DRUNKENING |
1,365 |
2 years ago |
|
103 |
GHOST PEPPER PEANUTS |
Poem |
THE SHY RETICENT POET |
1,364 |
5 years ago |
|
104 |
STARTLED BY A RACCOON |
Poem |
THRU PERIPHERAL VISION |
1,360 |
6 years ago |
|
105 |
A GOOD FIGHT |
Poem |
AMERICAN ZEN KOANS |
1,345 |
5 years ago |
|
106 |
SLEEPLESS IN PARIS |
Poem |
THRU PERIPHERAL VISION |
1,342 |
6 years ago |
|
107 |
AH TYPEWRITER |
Poem |
THRU PERIPHERAL VISION |
1,338 |
6 years ago |
|
108 |
I’M STILL A MYSTERY TO YOU |
Poem |
AUTHENTIC STONER GIBBERISH |
1,336 |
5 years ago |
|
109 |
YOU MUST BE SHROOMIN' |
Poem |
AMERICAN ZEN KOANS |
1,330 |
4 years ago |
|
110 |
BLACK & WHITE MOVIE |
Poem |
THE DRUNKENING |
1,321 |
5 years ago |
|
111 |
"BULLWORTH" |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
1,321 |
4 years ago |
|
112 |
SLIDING OUT OF CHAOS |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
1,318 |
5 years ago |
|
113 |
UBER VS. TROLLEY |
Poem |
CANNIBALIZED HAIBUN |
1,315 |
5 years ago |
|
114 |
GIANT COCKROACH |
Poem |
AUTHENTIC STONER GIBBERISH |
1,315 |
6 years ago |
|
115 |
(I DREAMED) I WAS STEWIE GRIFFIN'S FATHER |
Poem |
CHOKE THE CHICKEN |
1,313 |
5 years ago |
|
116 |
IF I COULD KICK MYSELF IN THE ASS |
Poem |
THRU PERIPHERAL VISION |
1,310 |
5 years ago |
|
117 |
FAKE GODS |
Poem |
CHOKE THE CHICKEN |
1,307 |
3 years ago |
|
118 |
DECEASED PEN |
Poem |
AMERICAN ZEN KOANS |
1,307 |
4 years ago |
|
119 |
MUGWUMPS WITH DREADLOCKS |
Prose |
CANNIBALIZED HAIBUN |
1,306 |
4 years ago |
|
120 |
AS IF I HAD AN AUDIENCE |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
1,305 |
6 years ago |
|
121 |
BRIDGEWATER'S CLOCK |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
1,296 |
3 years ago |
|
122 |
RUINED CHANCE |
Poem |
AUTHENTIC STONER GIBBERISH |
1,293 |
5 years ago |
|
123 |
ZOMBIE SHOWS |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
1,291 |
6 years ago |
|
124 |
CHECKPOINT CHARLIE (SLIGHT RETURN) |
Poem |
AUTHENTIC STONER GIBBERISH |
1,290 |
5 years ago |
|
125 |
A TANKA FOR BEN |
Poem |
EXISTENTIAL SATORI |
1,287 |
5 years ago |
|
126 |
WONDERFUL DAY IN ERASERHOOD |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
1,284 |
6 years ago |
|
127 |
TIME UTILIZATION |
Poem |
THRU PERIPHERAL VISION |
1,283 |
4 years ago |
|
128 |
LOCAL RUM SHACK |
Poem |
THRU PERIPHERAL VISION |
1,280 |
6 years ago |
|
129 |
DEPORTATION |
Poem |
AMERICAN ZEN KOANS |
1,278 |
6 years ago |
|
130 |
NEW WORD |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
1,277 |
4 years ago |
|
131 |
FRESH CUT GRASS (unrhymed fiverse) |
Poem |
DELIGHTFULLY WEIRD |
1,276 |
5 years ago |
|
132 |
AMERICAN ZEN KOANS |
Poem |
AMERICAN ZEN KOANS |
1,269 |
4 years ago |
|
133 |
APPARENT SUICIDE |
Poem |
THE DRUNKENING |
1,266 |
5 years ago |
|
134 |
JOE FRAZIER'S GYM |
Poem |
AMERICAN ZEN KOANS |
1,263 |
4 years ago |
|
135 |
SNOWBALL FIGHT |
Poem |
AUTHENTIC STONER GIBBERISH |
1,263 |
6 years ago |
|
136 |
PART OF THE PROBLEM |
Poem |
AMERICAN ZEN KOANS |
1,255 |
2 years ago |
|
137 |
ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE |
Poem |
CHOKE THE CHICKEN |
1,255 |
5 years ago |
|
138 |
DANCING BEAR CAP AND GERMAN BEER |
Poem |
MEANDERTHAL MAN |
1,254 |
5 years ago |
|
139 |
PURPLE (fiverse poem) |
Poem |
SOCIAL BUTTERFLY |
1,251 |
4 years ago |
|
140 |
GAY LISP WITH VIETNAMESE ACCENT |
Prose |
AUTHENTIC STONER GIBBERISH |
1,241 |
5 years ago |
|
141 |
SONNY CHIBA |
Poem |
EXISTENTIAL SATORI |
1,241 |
4 years ago |
|
142 |
THE DRUNK KAROAKE GIRL |
Poem |
CHOKE THE CHICKEN |
1,240 |
5 years ago |
|
143 |
DOCK STREET ELEGY |
Poem |
DELIGHTFULLY WEIRD |
1,234 |
5 years ago |
|
144 |
NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
1,233 |
5 years ago |
|
145 |
JESTER KING (unrhymed fiverse poem) |
Poem |
EXISTENTIAL SATORI |
1,232 |
5 years ago |
|
146 |
GIGGLING AT ABSURDITY |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
1,231 |
3 years ago |
|
147 |
TOLSTOY'S BEARD (FIVERSE POEM) |
Poem |
DELIGHTFULLY WEIRD |
1,228 |
5 years ago |
|
148 |
A SCENE CHEECH & CHONG SHOULDA DONE |
Poem |
CHOKE THE CHICKEN |
1,225 |
5 years ago |
|
149 |
SO IMMEDIATELY AM I STRUCK |
Poem |
THRU PERIPHERAL VISION |
1,225 |
4 years ago |
|
150 |
FORBIDDEN FRUIT |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
1,222 |
3 years ago |
|
151 |
APOCALYPSE NOW ON 'SHROOMS |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
1,217 |
3 years ago |
|
152 |
WRITTEN UN ZEN LIKE POMES |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
1,215 |
5 years ago |
|
153 |
SPITTING CRISP JEWELS |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
1,214 |
4 years ago |
|
154 |
NEW YORK CITY SUBWAY RATS |
Poem |
CHOKE THE CHICKEN |
1,212 |
6 years ago |
|
155 |
GOLDEN ARCHES |
Poem |
MEANDERTHAL MAN |
1,210 |
6 years ago |
|
156 |
SEARCH FRANTICALLY |
Poem |
AMERICAN ZEN KOANS |
1,201 |
4 years ago |
|
157 |
TRESTLEWIDE |
Poem |
MEANDERTHAL MAN |
1,200 |
5 years ago |
|
158 |
GOING TO NEW ORLEANS |
Poem |
CHOKE THE CHICKEN |
1,196 |
4 years ago |
|
159 |
I QUIT DRUGS FOR THIS |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
1,195 |
3 years ago |
|
160 |
PASSING UNITARIAN CHURCH, |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
1,191 |
4 years ago |
|
161 |
AN ESPECIALLY ENGAGING GAME OF SCRABBLE |
Poem |
AMERICAN ZEN KOANS |
1,184 |
5 years ago |
|
162 |
STARING |
Poem |
AUTHENTIC STONER GIBBERISH |
1,183 |
5 years ago |
|
163 |
DAGNABIT! |
Poem |
THRU PERIPHERAL VISION |
1,180 |
5 years ago |
|
164 |
BEASTLY BUT BEAUTIFUL (flash fiction(?)) |
Prose |
THE ELECTRIC JIMMY SWAGGART ACID TEST |
1,178 |
2 years ago |
|
165 |
RAW JUICE BAR |
Poem |
AMERICAN ZEN KOANS |
1,176 |
5 years ago |
|
166 |
NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER OF INVENTION (OR SMOKING HASH IN AN OAKLAND HOTEL ROOM) |
Prose |
CHOKE THE CHICKEN |
1,175 |
4 years ago |
|
167 |
CHICKEN VINDALOO |
Poem |
THRU PERIPHERAL VISION |
1,173 |
5 years ago |
|
168 |
WISER TO THE CON |
Poem |
AMERICAN ZEN KOANS |
1,170 |
5 years ago |
|
169 |
THRU PERIPHERAL VISION |
Poem |
THRU PERIPHERAL VISION |
1,159 |
3 years ago |
|
170 |
OLD FOGEYS |
Poem |
MEANDERTHAL MAN |
1,158 |
5 years ago |
|
171 |
SIDE HUSTLE |
Poem |
CHOKE THE CHICKEN |
1,153 |
5 years ago |
|
172 |
SINFULLY DELISH |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
1,151 |
4 years ago |
|
173 |
BUGS BUNNY IN DRAG |
Prose |
CANNIBALIZED HAIBUN |
1,149 |
2 years ago |
|
174 |
POPPING A BONER IN A VIETNAMESE RESTAURANT |
Poem |
THRU PERIPHERAL VISION |
1,147 |
4 years ago |
|
175 |
KARMA (FIVERSE POEM) |
Poem |
DELIGHTFULLY WEIRD |
1,147 |
5 years ago |
|
176 |
GOTH GIRL |
Prose |
CHOKE THE CHICKEN |
1,146 |
4 years ago |
|
177 |
EXISTENTIAL SATORI |
Poem |
EXISTENTIAL SATORI |
1,145 |
4 years ago |
|
178 |
SEEMS LIKE THIS FOREVER |
Poem |
THRU PERIPHERAL VISION |
1,144 |
3 years ago |
|
179 |
MY DUNKIN DONUT MUSLIM GIRLFRIEND |
Poem |
AMERICAN ZEN KOANS |
1,144 |
3 years ago |
|
180 |
DONDE ESTAN LOS BANOS? |
Poem |
AUTHENTIC STONER GIBBERISH |
1,140 |
5 years ago |
|
181 |
ALCOHOL KILLS GERMS |
Poem |
AMERICAN ZEN KOANS |
1,139 |
4 years ago |
|
182 |
WALK & CHEW GUM |
Poem |
AUTHENTIC STONER GIBBERISH |
1,136 |
5 years ago |
|
183 |
GUINEA PIGS |
Poem |
THE SHY RETICENT POET |
1,135 |
5 years ago |
|
184 |
BODY COUNT |
Poem |
AMERICAN ZEN KOANS |
1,134 |
4 years ago |
|
185 |
GOLDEN RIVER |
Poem |
THRU PERIPHERAL VISION |
1,130 |
5 years ago |
|
186 |
FEBRUARY 5, 2019 |
Prose |
AMERICAN ZEN KOANS |
1,129 |
4 years ago |
|
187 |
CLEOPATRA OR ISIS |
Poem |
MEANDERTHAL MAN |
1,126 |
4 years ago |
|
188 |
EGILL'S DESCENT |
Poem |
THE SHY RETICENT POET |
1,125 |
5 years ago |
|
189 |
TUK TUK FOR FUK FUK |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
1,124 |
4 years ago |
|
190 |
TRIUMPH |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
1,123 |
4 years ago |
|
191 |
MAINLY BECAUSE |
Poem |
AMERICAN ZEN KOANS |
1,123 |
5 years ago |
|
192 |
SOUND OF SILENCE SUNG IN SPANISH |
Poem |
AUTHENTIC STONER GIBBERISH |
1,120 |
2 years ago |
|
193 |
BOGOTA ROCKS! |
Poem |
AUTHENTIC STONER GIBBERISH |
1,115 |
5 years ago |
|
194 |
TAKING A DUMP ON A GREYHOUND BUS |
Poem |
AUTHENTIC STONER GIBBERISH |
1,111 |
5 years ago |
|
195 |
PHOTO BOMBING SON OF A FEMALE DOG |
Prose |
SQUANDERED SERENDIPITY |
1,110 |
1 year ago |
|
196 |
WORSE THAN COCK BLOCK |
Poem |
BINGEWATCHING bOJACK hORSEMAN |
1,105 |
1 year ago |
|
197 |
HOW MUCH IS THAT HOOKER IN THE WINDOW? |
Prose |
THE ELECTRIC JIMMY SWAGGART ACID TEST |
1,102 |
4 years ago |
|
198 |
SITTING ON THE TOILET |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
1,102 |
4 years ago |
|
199 |
38TH & LUDLOW |
Poem |
AMERICAN ZEN KOANS |
1,101 |
5 years ago |
|
200 |
PAPER AIRPLANE |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
1,100 |
3 years ago |
|
201 |
SPITTING MOCKERY |
Poem |
EXISTENTIAL SATORI |
1,099 |
3 years ago |
|
202 |
MY ARTIST FRIEND BRUCE AND HIS EX WIFE |
Poem |
CHOKE THE CHICKEN |
1,099 |
6 years ago |
|
203 |
STREISAND LIBERALS |
Poem |
MEANDERTHAL MAN |
1,098 |
5 years ago |
|
204 |
ROMANTIC EXISTENTIALIST |
Poem |
EXISTENTIAL SATORI |
1,097 |
3 years ago |
|
205 |
I'M STILL COOL |
Poem |
THRU PERIPHERAL VISION |
1,097 |
4 years ago |
|
206 |
PLATONIC FRIENDSHIP |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
1,095 |
3 years ago |
|
207 |
INAUDIBLE ECHOES |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
1,094 |
4 years ago |
|
208 |
WAWA TUNA HOAGIE |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
1,089 |
4 years ago |
|
209 |
LOVE YOURSELF FIRST |
Prose |
THE ELECTRIC JIMMY SWAGGART ACID TEST |
1,086 |
3 years ago |
|
210 |
SIMPLE INSTRUMENT |
Poem |
AUTHENTIC STONER GIBBERISH |
1,084 |
4 years ago |
|
211 |
ADVIL & COFFEE |
Poem |
THRU PERIPHERAL VISION |
1,083 |
4 years ago |
|
212 |
THREE SENYRU |
Poem |
UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE |
1,083 |
5 years ago |
|
213 |
LASS FROM MANHATTAN |
Poem |
CHOKE THE CHICKEN |
1,081 |
4 years ago |
|
214 |
WHY THE HUMAN RACE IS UTTERLY CONDEMNED TO UNHAPPINESS |
Poem |
CHOKE THE CHICKEN |
1,081 |
3 years ago |
|
215 |
DOUCHEBAG DONNIE |
Poem |
AMERICAN ZEN KOANS |
1,076 |
6 years ago |
|
216 |
MS. PAC-MAN OR LAUNDRY |
Poem |
MEANDERTHAL MAN |
1,074 |
2 years ago |
|
217 |
CASH ONLY |
Poem |
AMERICAN ZEN KOANS |
1,074 |
2 years ago |
|
218 |
SAN JUAN TANKA |
Poem |
MEANDERTHAL MAN |
1,073 |
2 years ago |
|
219 |
POETRY BY CANDLELIGHT |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
1,073 |
3 years ago |
|
220 |
CAN OF WORMS |
Poem |
AUTHENTIC STONER GIBBERISH |
1,073 |
5 years ago |
|
221 |
RUN IN MY PANTY HOSE |
Prose |
CANNIBALIZED HAIBUN |
1,070 |
2 years ago |
|
222 |
THE OLD NORTH STAR BAR |
Prose |
SQUANDERED SERENDIPITY |
1,066 |
2 years ago |
|
223 |
STRIPPER IN PITTSBURGH |
Prose |
CHOKE THE CHICKEN |
1,065 |
5 years ago |
|
224 |
A FACELESS MAN |
Prose |
THE ELECTRIC JIMMY SWAGGART ACID TEST |
1,060 |
5 years ago |
|
225 |
WHY INTELLIGENCE IS SO CRUCIAL IN A WOMAN |
Poem |
AUTHENTIC STONER GIBBERISH |
1,060 |
3 years ago |
|
226 |
RETURNED THE FAVOR |
Poem |
MEANDERTHAL MAN |
1,052 |
3 years ago |
|
227 |
ANARCHY IN QUEBEC |
Prose |
CANNIBALIZED HAIBUN |
1,051 |
4 years ago |
|
228 |
FATHER GREGORY |
Poem |
AMERICAN ZEN KOANS |
1,050 |
5 years ago |
|
229 |
OCCUPY YOUR OWN SOUL |
Poem |
AMERICAN ZEN KOANS |
1,049 |
2 years ago |
|
230 |
BILL'S GYROS |
Prose |
THE ELECTRIC JIMMY SWAGGART ACID TEST |
1,048 |
5 years ago |
|
231 |
TWITTER TWATS |
Poem |
MEANDERTHAL MAN |
1,046 |
5 years ago |
|
232 |
TRASH TALKING CONVENIENCE STORES |
Prose |
CANNIBALIZED HAIBUN |
1,045 |
2 years ago |
|
233 |
MENAGE Á TROIS |
Poem |
AMERICAN ZEN KOANS |
1,045 |
2 years ago |
|
234 |
BARBARIC YAWP |
Poem |
AUTHENTIC STONER GIBBERISH |
1,044 |
6 years ago |
|
235 |
FIGHT FOR THOSE WHO DON'T SHARE YOUR PRIVILEGE |
Poem |
MEANDERTHAL MAN |
1,043 |
3 years ago |
|
236 |
CONUNDRUM |
Poem |
AUTHENTIC STONER GIBBERISH |
1,042 |
5 years ago |
|
237 |
FALSAMUNDO! |
Poem |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE |
1,040 |
4 years ago |
|
238 |
I MISS RED FORMAN |
Poem |
CHOKE THE CHICKEN |
1,039 |
2 years ago |
|
239 |
OFF KILTER HAIKU + 1 |
Poem |
MEANDERTHAL MAN |
1,037 |
6 years ago |
|
240 |
DIVALI |
Poem |
MISCHIEVOUS PATTERNS |
1,035 |
5 years ago |
|
241 |
BRAZEN DISREGARD |
Prose |
CANNIBALIZED HAIBUN |
1,032 |
4 years ago |
|
242 |
FZ INSPIRES TRANSCENDENTAL MOMENT |
Poem |
SOCIAL BUTTERFLY |
1,031 |
4 years ago |
|
243 |
NO BETTER PLACE TO BE |
Poem |
AMERICAN ZEN KOANS |
1,029 |
2 years ago |
|
244 |
QUOTING SHAKESPEARE TO GAIN SEXUAL FAVORS |
Poem |
BINGEWATCHING bOJACK hORSEMAN |
1,028 |
5 years ago |
|
245 |
LEON TROTSKY |
Poem |
EXISTENTIAL SATORI |
1,028 |
4 years ago |
|
246 |
SOULLESS BITCH (unrhymed) |
Poem |
AMERICAN ZEN KOANS |
1,028 |
3 years ago |
|
247 |
CARVING FOREHEADS WITH A PLASTIC FORK |
Poem |
CHOKE THE CHICKEN |
1,027 |
3 years ago |
|
248 |
SNOW FLURRIES |
Poem |
UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE |
1,026 |
5 years ago |
|
249 |
GREAT MASTURBATOR |
Prose |
CANNIBALIZED HAIBUN |
1,025 |
2 years ago |
|
250 |
ANY CLOSER |
Poem |
EVEN WHORES HAVE FEELINGS |
1,023 |
4 years ago |
