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Cannibalized Haibun: Schaefer, George: 9798416456573: Amazon.com: Books
These haibun have been collected into a full length volume.
| Title | Comments | Views | Updated | Posted | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | GENTRIFICATION BLUES | 317 | 2022/02/17 | 3 years ago | |
| 2 | KNOWING YOUR LIMITS | 420 | 2022/02/10 | 3 years ago | |
| 3 | TWO LADIES IN THE MEN'S ROOM | 657 | 2022/02/09 | 3 years ago | |
| 4 | DELUSIONS OF ALIENS AND LIZARD PEOPLE | 454 | 2022/02/08 | 3 years ago | |
| 5 | CAN OF MEISTER BRAU | 430 | 2022/02/03 | 3 years ago | |
| 6 | NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE | 2 | 531 | 2022/02/01 | 3 years ago |
| 7 | SECOND DAY OF SPRING | 439 | 2022/02/02 | 3 years ago | |
| 8 | I DREAMED MY MOM BEFRIENDED CHICK COREA | 377 | 2022/01/28 | 3 years ago | |
| 9 | DODGING A BULLET | 690 | 2022/01/25 | 3 years ago | |
| 10 | SANGUIVOROUS CANDY | 432 | 2022/01/24 | 3 years ago | |
| 11 | FRANTIC COMMUTERS | 2 | 300 | 2022/01/23 | 3 years ago |
| 12 | MULTITASKING | 353 | 2022/01/18 | 3 years ago | |
| 13 | KILLER KOWALSKI | 612 | 2022/02/13 | 3 years ago | |
| 14 | 20 BUCKS IS 20 BUCKS | 453 | 2022/01/10 | 3 years ago | |
| 15 | NUEVO DE JULIO | 511 | 2022/01/02 | 3 years ago | |
| 16 | MASS TRANSIT DISTRACTIONS | 2 | 496 | 2022/01/11 | 3 years ago |
| 17 | 7 YEAR TANNENBAUM | 342 | 2021/12/24 | 3 years ago | |
| 18 | SLEEPING ALONE | 303 | 2021/12/22 | 3 years ago | |
| 19 | RASTAFARIAN AT THE LONE STAR | 538 | 2022/01/11 | 3 years ago | |
| 20 | SLEEP, SHOWER AND SHIT | 742 | 2021/12/18 | 3 years ago | |
| 21 | GIGGITY YABBA DUB DUB | 645 | 2021/12/10 | 3 years ago | |
| 22 | FLANNEL SHIRT | 2 | 563 | 2021/12/07 | 3 years ago |
| 23 | RUN IN MY PANTY HOSE | 2,056 | 2022/02/15 | 4 years ago | |
| 24 | SCARY PREMONITIONS FROM AN ANIMATED SERIES | 424 | 2021/12/01 | 4 years ago | |
| 25 | DOLPHIN IN MINISKIRTS | 305 | 2021/11/29 | 4 years ago | |
| 26 | COMMUNICATION BREAKDOWN | 316 | 2021/11/28 | 4 years ago | |
| 27 | THROW LIKE A GIRL | 322 | 2021/11/21 | 4 years ago | |
| 28 | READY MADE HALLOWEEN COSTUME | 577 | 2021/11/12 | 4 years ago | |
| 29 | TRUTH FROM A BLUTH | 462 | 2021/11/09 | 4 years ago | |
| 30 | SQUEAKY TOY | 342 | 2021/11/04 | 4 years ago | |
| 31 | I AM THE TORTOISE | 2 | 375 | 2021/10/28 | 4 years ago |
| 32 | SLINGING HASH (NOT THAT KIND) | 458 | 2021/10/24 | 4 years ago | |
| 33 | MINIKILT | 2 | 477 | 2021/10/23 | 4 years ago |
| 34 | LEER OF THE SENSUALIST | 2 | 707 | 2021/10/11 | 4 years ago |
| 35 | OUT OF THE LOOP, FOR REAL | 2 | 363 | 2021/10/15 | 4 years ago |
| 36 | BUGS BUNNY IN DRAG | 2 | 2,616 | 2021/10/07 | 4 years ago |
| 37 | MOTHER AND DAUGHTER | 415 | 2021/10/05 | 4 years ago | |
| 38 | PILEDRIVER FLUSH | 807 | 2021/10/02 | 4 years ago | |
| 39 | IRONICALLY MORONIC | 410 | 2021/10/01 | 4 years ago | |
| 40 | INEVITABLY SUCCUMBING TO THE UBIQUITOUS | 2 | 433 | 2021/09/29 | 4 years ago |
| 41 | DISCOVERED IN BACKPACK | 404 | 2021/10/03 | 4 years ago | |
| 42 | WEARING SANTA SHIRT | 346 | 2021/09/25 | 4 years ago | |
| 43 | TO KILL WITH IMPUNITY | 329 | 2021/09/24 | 4 years ago | |
| 44 | PRETTY GIRL | 367 | 2021/09/22 | 4 years ago | |
| 45 | POET SLAP FIGHTS AND ASS KISSING | 3,013 | 2021/09/17 | 4 years ago | |
| 46 | TRASH TALKING CONVENIENCE STORES | 1,656 | 2021/09/14 | 4 years ago | |
| 47 | RIC FLAIR NOSE DIVE | 567 | 2021/09/11 | 4 years ago | |
| 48 | MANGROVES AND OCTOPI | 442 | 2021/09/10 | 4 years ago | |
| 49 | OWLS AND SKULLS | 432 | 2021/09/08 | 4 years ago | |
| 50 | THE BUTTERFLIES WERE BEING DICKS | 2 | 450 | 2021/09/06 | 4 years ago |
| 51 | EPHEMERAL TAVERNS | 439 | 2021/09/02 | 4 years ago | |
| 52 | THE BIG SHOW | 332 | 2021/08/30 | 4 years ago | |
| 53 | GREAT MASTURBATOR | 1,162 | 2021/08/29 | 4 years ago | |
| 54 | “I’M GLAD I’M NOT A FREUDIAN” | 327 | 2021/08/28 | 4 years ago | |
| 55 | SUBCONSCIOUS SAHARA | 322 | 2021/08/27 | 4 years ago | |
| 56 | SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS | 2 | 536 | 2021/11/29 | 4 years ago |
| 57 | SMOKED IN THE PARKING LOT | 431 | 2021/08/22 | 4 years ago | |
| 58 | NAKED GUY (haibun) | 805 | 2021/08/18 | 4 years ago | |
| 59 | LOVELY MELITA | 2 | 3,827 | 2021/07/12 | 4 years ago |
| 60 | HOW TO WIN FRIENDS WITH SALAD (a response to Homer Simpson) | 6,615 | 2022/11/10 | 4 years ago | |
| 61 | DELIRIOUS LIGHTNING | 779 | 2021/08/19 | 4 years ago | |
| 62 | BALTIC AVENUE | 485 | 2021/06/25 | 4 years ago | |
| 63 | WOULD BE SUPERSTAR | 497 | 2021/06/21 | 4 years ago | |
| 64 | KULFI OR COFFEE | 2 | 434 | 2021/05/31 | 4 years ago |
| 65 | TRENTON TRANSIT CENTER | 654 | 2021/05/16 | 4 years ago | |
| 66 | SUNDAY LAUNDRY | 487 | 2021/05/05 | 4 years ago | |
| 67 | VERY FEW FIRSTS | 405 | 2021/04/18 | 4 years ago | |
| 68 | BRAND NEW NOTEBOOK | 453 | 2021/09/06 | 4 years ago | |
| 69 | WOOLWORTH STOCK BOY | 2 | 558 | 2021/04/08 | 4 years ago |
| 70 | RIDING AROUND IN AN OLD BUICK | 334 | 2022/01/23 | 4 years ago | |
| 71 | GANDHI STARING ME IN THE FACE | 386 | 2021/08/19 | 4 years ago | |
| 72 | LUST IS USELESS AT THIS POINT | 2 | 414 | 2021/08/19 | 4 years ago |
| 73 | PRESIDENTIAL INITIALS | 337 | 2020/11/26 | 5 years ago | |
| 74 | MARK AS UNREAD | 2 | 400 | 2020/11/21 | 5 years ago |
| 75 | LEATHERHEAD | 582 | 2020/11/21 | 5 years ago | |
| 76 | FISH WITH HUMAN FACE | 2 | 629 | 2020/10/31 | 5 years ago |
| 77 | LOST DOG | 380 | 2020/10/22 | 5 years ago | |
| 78 | MAIL ORDER BRIDE | 2 | 765 | 2020/10/17 | 5 years ago |
| 79 | OTHER SIDE OF A SKYPE CALL | 2 | 602 | 2020/12/03 | 5 years ago |
| 80 | TEMPORARILY CLOSED | 2 | 517 | 2020/09/08 | 5 years ago |
| 81 | PANAMA CITY TGIF | 2 | 1,174 | 2020/07/03 | 5 years ago |
| 82 | FROM THE "IT CAN BE A BITCH" FILES | 2 | 563 | 2020/06/20 | 5 years ago |
| 83 | IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN TOM WAITS | 2 | 492 | 2020/05/23 | 5 years ago |
| 84 | FINDING RELIGION | 2 | 889 | 2020/05/15 | 5 years ago |
| 85 | PICK UP B-BALL | 2 | 1,080 | 2020/05/14 | 5 years ago |
| 86 | MILLENNIUM FALCON | 4 | 2,139 | 2020/05/11 | 5 years ago |
| 87 | NEW DAY AT DAWN | 429 | 2020/05/06 | 5 years ago | |
| 88 | CHILDHOOD ADDICTION TO FLINTSTONES CHEWABLES NOTWITHSTANDING | 621 | 2020/05/03 | 5 years ago | |
| 89 | MOISTURIZING CREAM | 9,536 | 2022/02/15 | 5 years ago | |
| 90 | SOAP GETS IN YOUR EYES | 453 | 2020/04/25 | 5 years ago | |
| 91 | HOLE IN THE GROUND | 2 | 397 | 2020/04/21 | 5 years ago |
| 92 | DELIGHFUL STRANGER | 808 | 2020/04/17 | 5 years ago | |
| 93 | A POEM IN THERE (SOMEWHERE) | 2 | 460 | 2020/04/16 | 5 years ago |
| 94 | UNTITLED MEANDERING | 562 | 2020/04/03 | 5 years ago | |
| 95 | CHINA RETREAT | 430 | 2020/03/28 | 5 years ago | |
| 96 | JACO & TOMMY | 1,081 | 2020/03/15 | 5 years ago | |
| 97 | QUIET RIDE CAR | 664 | 2020/02/21 | 5 years ago | |
| 98 | THERE'S A WHOLE WORLD | 592 | 2020/02/17 | 5 years ago | |
| 99 | NOTES ON AN EMPTY BEER GLASS | 6 | 639 | 2020/02/15 | 5 years ago |
| 100 | OUTSIDE BEVERAGE | 2 | 472 | 2020/02/08 | 5 years ago |
| 101 | MUGWUMPS WITH DREADLOCKS | 2 | 1,401 | 2020/11/24 | 5 years ago |
| 102 | POSTPONE THE KILT | 684 | 2020/02/01 | 5 years ago | |
| 103 | KICKBALL | 526 | 2020/01/25 | 5 years ago | |
| 104 | SLUICING | 408 | 2020/01/25 | 5 years ago | |
| 105 | RECOMMENDATIONS | 2 | 604 | 2020/01/24 | 5 years ago |
| 106 | IT'S ALWAYS THE QUIET ONES | 2 | 584 | 2020/01/22 | 5 years ago |
| 107 | GREAT CORRUPTOR | 645 | 2020/01/21 | 5 years ago | |
| 108 | EMPIRICAL EVIDENCE | 389 | 2020/01/20 | 5 years ago | |
| 109 | PUSSY RIOT IN THE CITY OF BROTHERLY LOVE | 447 | 2020/01/19 | 5 years ago | |
| 110 | GUMMY BEARS TO BOOT | 487 | 2020/01/18 | 5 years ago | |
| 111 | LEATHER TEDDY | 2 | 619 | 2020/01/12 | 5 years ago |
| 112 | YOU CAN LIE TO ME | 10,450 | 2022/02/15 | 5 years ago | |
| 113 | ON MY SLEEVE | 521 | 2020/01/07 | 5 years ago | |
| 114 | STFU | 463 | 2020/01/05 | 5 years ago | |
| 115 | (DE)EVOLUTION OF THE CITYWIDE | 640 | 2020/01/04 | 5 years ago | |
| 116 | LAST POEM WRITTEN IN 2019 | 551 | 2020/01/02 | 5 years ago | |
| 117 | ANARCHY IN QUEBEC | 1,112 | 2021/09/21 | 5 years ago | |
| 118 | CYRANO | 416 | 2019/12/25 | 5 years ago | |
| 119 | BRAZEN DISREGARD | 1,095 | 2019/12/24 | 5 years ago | |
| 120 | LOVELY LILACS THAT BLOOM | 502 | 2019/12/22 | 5 years ago | |
| 121 | SIRACHA FINGERPRINTS | 534 | 2019/12/18 | 5 years ago | |
| 122 | EMPTINESS BOTTLED | 538 | 2019/12/15 | 5 years ago | |
| 123 | BLACKBERRY BRANDY | 765 | 2019/12/15 | 5 years ago | |
| 124 | END OF THE LINE | 2 | 565 | 2019/12/10 | 5 years ago |
| 125 | LINEBACKER WITH A POET'S SOUL | 730 | 2019/12/07 | 5 years ago | |
| 126 | SULLIED PIRAAT | 566 | 2019/12/06 | 6 years ago | |
| 127 | RAINY SUNDAY AFTERNOON | 558 | 2019/12/01 | 6 years ago | |
| 128 | MIDNIGHT LAMP | 2 | 527 | 2019/12/01 | 6 years ago |
| 129 | LEVITTOWN BROWN | 480 | 2019/12/01 | 6 years ago | |
| 130 | MY RIMBAUD REMAINS UNFOUND | 554 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago | |
| 131 | EERIE BIRD SONG | 621 | 2019/12/01 | 6 years ago | |
| 132 | MAD SCIENTIST | 2 | 558 | 2021/09/06 | 6 years ago |
| 133 | CUBICLE RAMBO | 3,190 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago | |
| 134 | THE CREATION OF PEACE | 2 | 565 | 2021/09/10 | 6 years ago |
| 135 | HAPPY PIZZA | 2,136 | 2022/01/23 | 6 years ago | |
| 136 | UBER VS. TROLLEY | 2 | 1,378 | 2022/01/23 | 7 years ago |
| 137 | FISH TACOS | 1 | 571 | 2021/08/19 | 7 years ago |