DONDE ESTAN LOS BANOS?

 

I suppose

I wore out my welcome

in Lisbon.

 

I was in a brewpub

and after I finished my meal

I needed to hit the loo.

 

So after paying

I asked the busboy

“Donde estan los banos?”

 

I was met 

with a really incredulous look.

I nailed it.

It was perfect Spanish.

 

Of course, this would be great

except folk in Lisboa

speak Portuguese not Spanish

 

After using the facilities

I quietly left

and headed back to the hotel.

 

I was flying home

the next day

and Lord knows,

I was running on empty.

 

 

 

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allets's picture

Faux Pas

And you have a whole file dedicated to those. If you are human you are going to make a few of those. Poets don't know sometime :D