CHOKE THE CHICKEN

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Choke the Chicken (or Auto Erotic Asphyxiation Gone Horribly Wrong): Schaefer, George F: 9798434885959: Amazon.com: Books

 

Title Comments Views Updated Posted
1 OPTICAL ILLUSION 321 2022/03/19 4 years ago
2 SLIP BETWEEN THE CRACKS 324 2022/02/17 4 years ago
3 LES BELLE FILLES DU PARIS 576 2022/01/16 4 years ago
4 MY FINGERS MANIPULATE 448 2022/02/25 4 years ago
5 MY EGO COERCED 2 408 2022/02/25 4 years ago
6 FORGIVE ME LORD FOR I AM ABOUT TO SIN 2 510 2022/01/16 4 years ago
7 JUNGIAN ARCHETYPE 386 2022/01/13 4 years ago
8 TRUTH HURTS 563 2022/02/23 4 years ago
9 I MISS RED FORMAN 1,899 2022/05/04 4 years ago
10 I’M NOT ANGRY! I’M DRUNK! 407 2021/08/19 4 years ago
11 ROADSIDE DINER 410 2021/08/22 4 years ago
12 LAST TIME I BLEW OFF THE DEAD FOR A GIRL 494 2021/08/19 4 years ago
13 STREAKING THRU THE LOBBY OF THE FOUR SEASONS HOTEL 561 2021/08/20 4 years ago
14 SCRATCHING MY ASS 2 527 2021/08/19 4 years ago
15 WHEN THE WRONG GIRL GETS PISSED OFF BY A DIRTY POEM 2 785 2021/09/21 4 years ago
16 ANAL RETENTIVE FOOL 503 2021/08/19 4 years ago
17 OF ITS OWN VOLITION 418 2022/01/13 4 years ago
18 TWIST MY ARMY, BABY 400 2021/08/19 4 years ago
19 GOAL LINE STAND IN THE CARDBOARD BIN 654 2021/08/19 5 years ago
20 REVENGE OF THE NERDS 514 2021/08/19 5 years ago
21 POOPER SCOOPER 486 2021/08/22 5 years ago
22 WHO'S FOOLING WHO? 937 2021/08/19 5 years ago
23 SHE NODS APPROVINGLY 2 1,022 2022/05/04 5 years ago
24 SWIMMING THRU A SEA OF ANGRY MUSLIMS 567 2021/08/20 5 years ago
25 WOULD YOU CARE FOR A PURPLE HOOTER? 456 2021/08/22 5 years ago
26 STUMBLING DRUNK MEDIEVAL VILLAGES 2 523 2022/01/14 5 years ago
27 POINDEXTER 366 2021/08/19 5 years ago
28 HIGHWAY UNDERPASS 369 2022/03/04 5 years ago
29 BONG HITS OF HASHISH 889 2022/01/14 5 years ago
30 MOON FLOATING AROUND 474 2022/03/04 5 years ago
31 THANK YOU SIR MAY i HAVE ANOTHER? 426 2021/08/19 5 years ago
32 RUMORS AND RANDOM DISCOVERIES 2 394 2022/02/23 5 years ago
33 TALK TO STUFFED ANIMALS 657 2021/08/20 5 years ago
34 FORKLIFT OPERATOR 1,435 2021/08/19 5 years ago
35 BEEN THRU THE MILL 2 427 2022/02/23 5 years ago
36 DISPLACED FROM HAUNTED FOREST 427 2021/08/20 5 years ago
37 GETTING HIGH WITH A PUBLIC DEFENDER AT A POETRY READING 2 435 2022/01/14 5 years ago
38 TIGHT BLACK MINISKIRT 4 4,456 2022/03/19 5 years ago
39 ENUNCIATE. BOB 2 406 2021/08/22 5 years ago
40 PROSTITUTE PROSTATE TRICK 403 2021/08/19 5 years ago
41 SUBTLE BUTTERFLY 667 2021/08/20 5 years ago
42 WHY THE HUMAN RACE IS UTTERLY CONDEMNED TO UNHAPPINESS 2 1,196 2022/01/14 5 years ago
43 FAKE GODS 1,453 2022/10/16 5 years ago
44 THINKING WITH MY DICK 429 2021/08/19 5 years ago
45 RANTER WITHOUT A CAUSE 2 458 2022/01/14 5 years ago
46 BOTTLE OPENER 611 2022/01/14 5 years ago
47 CARVING FOREHEADS WITH A PLASTIC FORK 2 1,183 2021/08/19 5 years ago
48 SHE SAID YEAH 2 426 2021/08/22 5 years ago
49 TURD IN THE BOWL 2 485 2021/08/20 5 years ago
50 LIMP AND A BOUNCE 2 513 2022/01/17 6 years ago
51 AGING CZECH HOOKERS 601 2021/08/19 6 years ago
52 GOTH GIRL 2 1,277 2021/08/19 6 years ago
53 NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER OF INVENTION (OR SMOKING HASH IN AN OAKLAND HOTEL ROOM) 2 1,342 2021/08/19 6 years ago
54 FAKE ORGASM 6,570 2023/05/23 6 years ago
55 HELL'S BELLS 579 2022/02/23 6 years ago
56 BILLY CORGAN JOKES ASIDE 2 602 2021/08/20 6 years ago
57 'TRANE PISSED HERE 2 784 2022/03/16 6 years ago
58 GOING TO NEW ORLEANS 1,301 2021/08/22 6 years ago
59 COSMIC SABOTAGE 2 546 2022/01/17 6 years ago
60 LASS FROM MANHATTAN 2 1,189 2021/08/22 6 years ago
61 H.P. LOVECRAFT NOVEL 2 638 2021/08/22 6 years ago
62 MEANINGLESS JOB 887 2021/08/20 6 years ago
63 SURREALISTIC ARTISTRY 2 599 2021/08/20 6 years ago
64 SURVIVING THE LOBOTOMY 2 597 2022/01/14 6 years ago
65 CEASEFIRE 546 2022/01/15 7 years ago
66 "ALICE COOPER LIVES" 2 550 2021/08/20 7 years ago
67 LUNCH FOR A KING 2 735 2021/08/19 7 years ago
68 DELAYED SEPTA TRAIN 2 609 2022/01/21 7 years ago
69 HATFIELDS AND MCCOYS 9 607 2022/01/14 7 years ago
70 STRIPPER IN PITTSBURGH 6 1,194 2021/08/19 7 years ago
71 NELSON MUNTZ FOR CLASS PRESIDENT 4 655 2021/08/19 7 years ago
72 THE THOUGHT CROSSED MY MIND 4 519 2021/08/19 7 years ago
73 RAT'S ASS 2 586 2022/01/14 7 years ago
74 SALVATION & RIGHTEOUSNESS 4 543 2022/01/16 7 years ago
75 WE DON'T HAVE ANY DRUGS IN THE CAR 4 597 2021/08/19 7 years ago
76 JILTED LOVER 2 2,545 2022/01/14 7 years ago
77 BOXER SHORTS 4 842 2021/08/19 7 years ago
78 WE BEGIN BOMBING IN 5 MINUTES 2 916 2021/08/19 7 years ago
79 MISSED JOKE 2 702 2022/03/16 7 years ago
80 CHOKE THE CHICKEN (AUTO-EROTIC ASPHYXIATION GONE HORRIBLY WRONG) 2 14,473 2022/03/19 7 years ago
81 IT AMAZES ME 2 6,585 2022/01/14 7 years ago
82 WHILE I SLEEP IN CHAOS 578 2022/01/21 7 years ago
83 (I DREAMED) I WAS STEWIE GRIFFIN'S FATHER 1,439 2021/08/19 7 years ago
84 A SCENE CHEECH & CHONG SHOULDA DONE 4 1,334 2021/08/19 7 years ago
85 SIDE HUSTLE 2 1,252 2021/08/20 7 years ago
86 BLUE BIRD CRAPPING ON MY CAP 2 560 2022/03/16 7 years ago
87 REALITY TV 2 705 2021/08/22 7 years ago
88 TIED UP 2 523 2022/03/16 7 years ago
89 A HAND IS A HAND IS A HAND 1 648 2021/08/19 7 years ago
90 "VOLARE" AD NAUSEUM 2 580 2021/08/19 8 years ago
91 ADULT BOOKSTORE OF MY YOUTH 6,096 2021/08/19 8 years ago
92 ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE 1 1,349 2022/01/14 8 years ago
93 (I GOT) GOOSED BY TOMMY CHONG 2,098 2021/08/19 8 years ago
94 THE RAT 3 612 2022/01/17 8 years ago
95 THE DRUNK KAROAKE GIRL 1,337 2021/08/19 8 years ago
96 MY ARTIST FRIEND BRUCE AND HIS EX WIFE 2 1,183 2021/08/19 8 years ago
97 NEW YORK CITY SUBWAY RATS 1,346 2021/08/19 8 years ago
98 YAKOV SMIRNOFF LOOKING S.O.B. 1 2,271 2021/08/19 8 years ago
99 STAG FILM 2 12,836 2022/06/09 8 years ago
100 UNKIND FATE 1 1,505 2022/01/15 8 years ago
101 CRACK ADDICT ON WELFARE 1 585 2021/08/19 8 years ago
102 CANTANKEROUS OLD MAN 663 2022/02/23 8 years ago
103 I WANTED HER 862 2022/01/21 8 years ago
104 40 LBS BAGS OF ICE 1 651 2021/08/19 8 years ago
105 SPARE THE ROD 2 662 2021/08/19 8 years ago
106 DISCIPLINE 1 883 2021/08/19 8 years ago