CHOKE THE CHICKEN

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Choke the Chicken (or Auto Erotic Asphyxiation Gone Horribly Wrong): Schaefer, George F: 9798434885959: Amazon.com: Books

 

Title Comments Views Updated Posted
1 OPTICAL ILLUSION 115 2022/03/19 31 weeks ago
2 SLIP BETWEEN THE CRACKS 96 2022/02/17 32 weeks ago
3 LES BELLE FILLES DU PARIS 287 2022/01/16 37 weeks ago
4 MY FINGERS MANIPULATE 138 2022/02/25 37 weeks ago
5 MY EGO COERCED 2 140 2022/02/25 37 weeks ago
6 FORGIVE ME LORD FOR I AM ABOUT TO SIN 2 183 2022/01/16 42 weeks ago
7 JUNGIAN ARCHETYPE 112 2022/01/13 43 weeks ago
8 TRUTH HURTS 285 2022/02/23 1 year ago
9 I MISS RED FORMAN 302 2022/05/04 1 year ago
10 I’M NOT ANGRY! I’M DRUNK! 2 145 2021/08/19 1 year ago
11 ROADSIDE DINER 187 2021/08/22 1 year ago
12 LAST TIME I BLEW OFF THE DEAD FOR A GIRL 245 2021/08/19 1 year ago
13 STREAKING THRU THE LOBBY OF THE FOUR SEASONS HOTEL 2 253 2021/08/20 1 year ago
14 SCRATCHING MY ASS 2 217 2021/08/19 1 year ago
15 WHEN THE WRONG GIRL GETS PISSED OFF BY A DIRTY POEM 2 346 2021/09/21 1 year ago
16 ANAL RETENTIVE FOOL 246 2021/08/19 1 year ago
17 OF ITS OWN VOLITION 158 2022/01/13 1 year ago
18 TWIST MY ARMY, BABY 205 2021/08/19 1 year ago
19 GOAL LINE STAND IN THE CARDBOARD BIN 432 2021/08/19 1 year ago
20 REVENGE OF THE NERDS 236 2021/08/19 1 year ago
21 POOPER SCOOPER 202 2021/08/22 1 year ago
22 WHO'S FOOLING WHO? 270 2021/08/19 1 year ago
23 SHE NODS APPROVINGLY 2 259 2022/05/04 1 year ago
24 SWIMMING THRU A SEA OF ANGRY MUSLIMS 222 2021/08/20 1 year ago
25 WOULD YOU CARE FOR A PURPLE HOOTER? 168 2021/08/22 1 year ago
26 STUMBLING DRUNK MEDIEVAL VILLAGES 2 260 2022/01/14 1 year ago
27 POINDEXTER 170 2021/08/19 1 year ago
28 HIGHWAY UNDERPASS 157 2022/03/04 1 year ago
29 BONG HITS OF HASHISH 277 2022/01/14 1 year ago
30 MOON FLOATING AROUND 218 2022/03/04 1 year ago
31 THANK YOU SIR MAY i HAVE ANOTHER? 217 2021/08/19 1 year ago
32 RUMORS AND RANDOM DISCOVERIES 2 209 2022/02/23 1 year ago
33 TALK TO STUFFED ANIMALS 312 2021/08/20 1 year ago
34 FORKLIFT OPERATOR 421 2021/08/19 1 year ago
35 BEEN THRU THE MILL 2 235 2022/02/23 1 year ago
36 DISPLACED FROM HAUNTED FOREST 227 2021/08/20 1 year ago
37 GETTING HIGH WITH A PUBLIC DEFENDER AT A POETRY READING 2 226 2022/01/14 1 year ago
38 TIGHT BLACK MINISKIRT 4 984 2022/03/19 1 year ago
39 ENUNCIATE. BOB 2 229 2021/08/22 1 year ago
40 PROSTITUTE PROSTATE TRICK 225 2021/08/19 1 year ago
41 SUBTLE BUTTERFLY 353 2021/08/20 1 year ago
42 WHY THE HUMAN RACE IS UTTERLY CONDEMNED TO UNHAPPINESS 2 600 2022/01/14 1 year ago
43 FAKE GODS 863 2021/08/20 1 year ago
44 THINKING WITH MY DICK 225 2021/08/19 1 year ago
45 RANTER WITHOUT A CAUSE 4 257 2022/01/14 2 years ago
46 BOTTLE OPENER 320 2022/01/14 2 years ago
47 CARVING FOREHEADS WITH A PLASTIC FORK 2 493 2021/08/19 2 years ago
48 SHE SAID YEAH 2 231 2021/08/22 2 years ago
49 TURD IN THE BOWL 4 284 2021/08/20 2 years ago
50 LIMP AND A BOUNCE 2 280 2022/01/17 2 years ago
51 AGING CZECH HOOKERS 307 2021/08/19 2 years ago
52 GOTH GIRL 2 869 2021/08/19 2 years ago
53 NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER OF INVENTION (OR SMOKING HASH IN AN OAKLAND HOTEL ROOM) 2 1,023 2021/08/19 2 years ago
54 FAKE ORGASM 1,657 2021/08/19 2 years ago
55 HELL'S BELLS 354 2022/02/23 2 years ago
56 BILLY CORGAN JOKES ASIDE 2 349 2021/08/20 2 years ago
57 'TRANE PISSED HERE 2 497 2022/03/16 2 years ago
58 GOING TO NEW ORLEANS 1,023 2021/08/22 3 years ago
59 COSMIC SABOTAGE 2 359 2022/01/17 3 years ago
60 LASS FROM MANHATTAN 2 603 2021/08/22 3 years ago
61 H.P. LOVECRAFT NOVEL 4 411 2021/08/22 3 years ago
62 MEANINGLESS JOB 488 2021/08/20 3 years ago
63 SURREALISTIC ARTISTRY 4 406 2021/08/20 3 years ago
64 SURVIVING THE LOBOTOMY 2 412 2022/01/14 3 years ago
65 CEASEFIRE 379 2022/01/15 3 years ago
66 "ALICE COOPER LIVES" 2 323 2021/08/20 3 years ago
67 LUNCH FOR A KING 4 475 2021/08/19 3 years ago
68 DELAYED SEPTA TRAIN 4 425 2022/01/21 3 years ago
69 HATFIELDS AND MCCOYS 9 403 2022/01/14 3 years ago
70 STRIPPER IN PITTSBURGH 6 555 2021/08/19 3 years ago
71 NELSON MUNTZ FOR CLASS PRESIDENT 4 433 2021/08/19 3 years ago
72 THE THOUGHT CROSSED MY MIND 4 311 2021/08/19 3 years ago
73 RAT'S ASS 2 414 2022/01/14 3 years ago
74 SALVATION & RIGHTEOUSNESS 4 316 2022/01/16 3 years ago
75 WE DON'T HAVE ANY DRUGS IN THE CAR 4 427 2021/08/19 3 years ago
76 JILTED LOVER 2 1,324 2022/01/14 3 years ago
77 BOXER SHORTS 4 561 2021/08/19 3 years ago
78 WE BEGIN BOMBING IN 5 MINUTES 2 586 2021/08/19 3 years ago
79 MISSED JOKE 2 502 2022/03/16 3 years ago
80 CHOKE THE CHICKEN (AUTO-EROTIC ASPHYXIATION GONE HORRIBLY WRONG) 2 4,517 2022/03/19 3 years ago
81 IT AMAZES ME 2 1,190 2022/01/14 3 years ago
82 WHILE I SLEEP IN CHAOS 372 2022/01/21 4 years ago
83 (I DREAMED) I WAS STEWIE GRIFFIN'S FATHER 1,180 2021/08/19 4 years ago
84 A SCENE CHEECH & CHONG SHOULDA DONE 4 1,133 2021/08/19 4 years ago
85 SIDE HUSTLE 2 1,079 2021/08/20 4 years ago
86 BLUE BIRD CRAPPING ON MY CAP 2 399 2022/03/16 4 years ago
87 REALITY TV 2 518 2021/08/22 4 years ago
88 TIED UP 2 375 2022/03/16 4 years ago
89 A HAND IS A HAND IS A HAND 1 492 2021/08/19 4 years ago
90 "VOLARE" AD NAUSEUM 2 418 2021/08/19 4 years ago
91 ADULT BOOKSTORE OF MY YOUTH 2,312 2021/08/19 4 years ago
92 ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE 1 1,157 2022/01/14 4 years ago
93 (I GOT) GOOSED BY TOMMY CHONG 1,152 2021/08/19 4 years ago
94 THE RAT 3 441 2022/01/17 4 years ago
95 THE DRUNK KAROAKE GIRL 1,131 2021/08/19 4 years ago
96 MY ARTIST FRIEND BRUCE AND HIS EX WIFE 2 676 2021/08/19 4 years ago
97 NEW YORK CITY SUBWAY RATS 1,097 2021/08/19 4 years ago
98 YAKOV SMIRNOFF LOOKING S.O.B. 1 1,259 2021/08/19 4 years ago
99 STAG FILM 2 3,558 2022/06/09 4 years ago
100 UNKIND FATE 1 1,145 2022/01/15 4 years ago
101 CRACK ADDICT ON WELFARE 1 418 2021/08/19 4 years ago
102 CANTANKEROUS OLD MAN 496 2022/02/23 4 years ago
103 I WANTED HER 655 2022/01/21 4 years ago
104 40 LBS BAGS OF ICE 1 490 2021/08/19 4 years ago
105 SPARE THE ROD 2 460 2021/08/19 4 years ago
106 DISCIPLINE 1 692 2021/08/19 4 years ago