befriending the plants—
befriending the plants
the good plants and the bad plants
to tell which ones are—
consensus of hyssops
don't interpret me,
language of false complaisance;
for we are humans
whether you like me or not,
to say you do is just fake—
Forest I
Sleeping while awake
A log must notice mushrooms
—Feeding off of him
There is a Jesus fetus
And condoms on my tree,
Because today is Christmas--
And Christmas is PC.
My Santa is a lesbian,
Her skin is dark as night--
She came along with tranny Claus
With clitoral delight.
She promised free abortions,
Free tests for HIV,
While spreading guacamole
On my GBLT.
I thought I was in heaven,
I thought I was in hell,
When I heard Santa moaning
Hoe-moe with anal bells.
For Christmas is for giving
Your lover in the rear--
So rejoice my little ones
And spread the Christmas queer.
December 25, 2013