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CHOKE THE CHICKEN
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All these poems in this poem are included in my poetry volume available now
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| 1 | HATFIELDS AND MCCOYS | 9 | 498 | 2022/01/14 | 5 years ago |
| 2 | STRIPPER IN PITTSBURGH | 6 | 1,075 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 3 | SALVATION & RIGHTEOUSNESS | 4 | 426 | 2022/01/16 | 5 years ago |
| 4 | THE THOUGHT CROSSED MY MIND | 4 | 428 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 5 | NELSON MUNTZ FOR CLASS PRESIDENT | 4 | 557 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 6 | TIGHT BLACK MINISKIRT | 4 | 2,833 | 2022/03/19 | 3 years ago |
| 7 | BOXER SHORTS | 4 | 722 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 8 | A SCENE CHEECH & CHONG SHOULDA DONE | 4 | 1,231 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 9 | WE DON'T HAVE ANY DRUGS IN THE CAR | 4 | 507 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 10 | THE RAT | 3 | 527 | 2022/01/17 | 6 years ago |
| 11 | STUMBLING DRUNK MEDIEVAL VILLAGES | 2 | 414 | 2022/01/14 | 3 years ago |
| 12 | "VOLARE" AD NAUSEUM | 2 | 487 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 13 | "ALICE COOPER LIVES" | 2 | 459 | 2021/08/20 | 4 years ago |
| 14 | LIMP AND A BOUNCE | 2 | 407 | 2022/01/17 | 4 years ago |
| 15 | WHY THE HUMAN RACE IS UTTERLY CONDEMNED TO UNHAPPINESS | 2 | 1,091 | 2022/01/14 | 3 years ago |
| 16 | SPARE THE ROD | 2 | 571 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
| 17 | IT AMAZES ME | 2 | 2,186 | 2022/01/14 | 5 years ago |
| 18 | RAT'S ASS | 2 | 485 | 2022/01/14 | 5 years ago |
| 19 | 'TRANE PISSED HERE | 2 | 650 | 2022/03/16 | 4 years ago |
| 20 | TURD IN THE BOWL | 2 | 401 | 2021/08/20 | 3 years ago |
| 21 | MY ARTIST FRIEND BRUCE AND HIS EX WIFE | 2 | 1,102 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
| 22 | TIED UP | 2 | 440 | 2022/03/16 | 5 years ago |
| 23 | CHOKE THE CHICKEN (AUTO-EROTIC ASPHYXIATION GONE HORRIBLY WRONG) | 2 | 9,892 | 2022/03/19 | 5 years ago |
| 24 | SURVIVING THE LOBOTOMY | 2 | 510 | 2022/01/14 | 4 years ago |
| 25 | BILLY CORGAN JOKES ASIDE | 2 | 504 | 2021/08/20 | 4 years ago |
| 26 | SHE SAID YEAH | 2 | 338 | 2021/08/22 | 3 years ago |
| 27 | RUMORS AND RANDOM DISCOVERIES | 2 | 297 | 2022/02/23 | 3 years ago |
| 28 | SHE NODS APPROVINGLY | 2 | 550 | 2022/05/04 | 2 years ago |
| 29 | WHEN THE WRONG GIRL GETS PISSED OFF BY A DIRTY POEM | 2 | 612 | 2021/09/21 | 2 years ago |
| 30 | REALITY TV | 2 | 620 | 2021/08/22 | 5 years ago |
| 31 | MISSED JOKE | 2 | 589 | 2022/03/16 | 5 years ago |
| 32 | SURREALISTIC ARTISTRY | 2 | 512 | 2021/08/20 | 4 years ago |
| 33 | CARVING FOREHEADS WITH A PLASTIC FORK | 2 | 1,040 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago |
| 34 | ENUNCIATE. BOB | 2 | 303 | 2021/08/22 | 3 years ago |
| 35 | SCRATCHING MY ASS | 2 | 418 | 2021/08/19 | 2 years ago |
| 36 | FORGIVE ME LORD FOR I AM ABOUT TO SIN | 2 | 405 | 2022/01/16 | 2 years ago |
| 37 | BLUE BIRD CRAPPING ON MY CAP | 2 | 467 | 2022/03/16 | 5 years ago |
| 38 | WE BEGIN BOMBING IN 5 MINUTES | 2 | 784 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 39 | MY EGO COERCED | 2 | 313 | 2022/02/25 | 2 years ago |
| 40 | SIDE HUSTLE | 2 | 1,160 | 2021/08/20 | 5 years ago |
| 41 | H.P. LOVECRAFT NOVEL | 2 | 537 | 2021/08/22 | 4 years ago |
| 42 | NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER OF INVENTION (OR SMOKING HASH IN AN OAKLAND HOTEL ROOM) | 2 | 1,222 | 2021/08/19 | 4 years ago |
| 43 | RANTER WITHOUT A CAUSE | 2 | 367 | 2022/01/14 | 3 years ago |
| 44 | GETTING HIGH WITH A PUBLIC DEFENDER AT A POETRY READING | 2 | 346 | 2022/01/14 | 3 years ago |
| 45 | JILTED LOVER | 2 | 1,727 | 2022/01/14 | 5 years ago |
| 46 | DELAYED SEPTA TRAIN | 2 | 515 | 2022/01/21 | 5 years ago |
| 47 | LASS FROM MANHATTAN | 2 | 1,086 | 2021/08/22 | 4 years ago |
| 48 | GOTH GIRL | 2 | 1,155 | 2021/08/19 | 4 years ago |
| 49 | STAG FILM | 2 | 8,437 | 2022/06/09 | 6 years ago |
| 50 | LUNCH FOR A KING | 2 | 640 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 51 | COSMIC SABOTAGE | 2 | 467 | 2022/01/17 | 4 years ago |
| 52 | BEEN THRU THE MILL | 2 | 325 | 2022/02/23 | 3 years ago |
| 53 | DISCIPLINE | 1 | 781 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
| 54 | YAKOV SMIRNOFF LOOKING S.O.B. | 1 | 2,161 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
| 55 | A HAND IS A HAND IS A HAND | 1 | 569 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 56 | 40 LBS BAGS OF ICE | 1 | 564 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
| 57 | CRACK ADDICT ON WELFARE | 1 | 495 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
| 58 | UNKIND FATE | 1 | 1,383 | 2022/01/15 | 6 years ago |
| 59 | ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE | 1 | 1,260 | 2022/01/14 | 6 years ago |
| 60 | TWIST MY ARMY, BABY | 304 | 2021/08/19 | 2 years ago | |
| 61 | I’M NOT ANGRY! I’M DRUNK! | 287 | 2021/08/19 | 2 years ago | |
| 62 | SLIP BETWEEN THE CRACKS | 223 | 2022/02/17 | 2 years ago | |
| 63 | WHILE I SLEEP IN CHAOS | 463 | 2022/01/21 | 5 years ago | |
| 64 | GOING TO NEW ORLEANS | 1,202 | 2021/08/22 | 4 years ago | |
| 65 | FORKLIFT OPERATOR | 618 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago | |
| 66 | WOULD YOU CARE FOR A PURPLE HOOTER? | 358 | 2021/08/22 | 3 years ago | |
| 67 | OF ITS OWN VOLITION | 325 | 2022/01/13 | 2 years ago | |
| 68 | NEW YORK CITY SUBWAY RATS | 1,218 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago | |
| 69 | I MISS RED FORMAN | 1,159 | 2022/05/04 | 2 years ago | |
| 70 | OPTICAL ILLUSION | 235 | 2022/03/19 | 2 years ago | |
| 71 | CEASEFIRE | 470 | 2022/01/15 | 4 years ago | |
| 72 | SUBTLE BUTTERFLY | 548 | 2021/08/20 | 3 years ago | |
| 73 | TALK TO STUFFED ANIMALS | 439 | 2021/08/20 | 3 years ago | |
| 74 | SWIMMING THRU A SEA OF ANGRY MUSLIMS | 387 | 2021/08/20 | 3 years ago | |
| 75 | ANAL RETENTIVE FOOL | 395 | 2021/08/19 | 2 years ago | |
| 76 | TRUTH HURTS | 467 | 2022/02/23 | 2 years ago | |
| 77 | PROSTITUTE PROSTATE TRICK | 322 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago | |
| 78 | I WANTED HER | 781 | 2022/01/21 | 6 years ago | |
| 79 | THE DRUNK KAROAKE GIRL | 1,246 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago | |
| 80 | JUNGIAN ARCHETYPE | 284 | 2022/01/13 | 2 years ago | |
| 81 | HELL'S BELLS | 477 | 2022/02/23 | 4 years ago | |
| 82 | THANK YOU SIR MAY i HAVE ANOTHER? | 331 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago | |
| 83 | WHO'S FOOLING WHO? | 506 | 2021/08/19 | 2 years ago | |
| 84 | CANTANKEROUS OLD MAN | 574 | 2022/02/23 | 6 years ago | |
| 85 | MEANINGLESS JOB | 737 | 2021/08/20 | 4 years ago | |
| 86 | FAKE ORGASM | 4,453 | 2023/05/23 | 4 years ago | |
| 87 | BOTTLE OPENER | 524 | 2022/01/14 | 3 years ago | |
| 88 | MOON FLOATING AROUND | 366 | 2022/03/04 | 3 years ago | |
| 89 | BONG HITS OF HASHISH | 494 | 2022/01/14 | 3 years ago | |
| 90 | POOPER SCOOPER | 337 | 2021/08/22 | 2 years ago | |
| 91 | STREAKING THRU THE LOBBY OF THE FOUR SEASONS HOTEL | 460 | 2021/08/20 | 2 years ago | |
| 92 | (I GOT) GOOSED BY TOMMY CHONG | 1,659 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago | |
| 93 | HIGHWAY UNDERPASS | 276 | 2022/03/04 | 3 years ago | |
| 94 | REVENGE OF THE NERDS | 419 | 2021/08/19 | 2 years ago | |
| 95 | LAST TIME I BLEW OFF THE DEAD FOR A GIRL | 389 | 2021/08/19 | 2 years ago | |
| 96 | MY FINGERS MANIPULATE | 347 | 2022/02/25 | 2 years ago | |
| 97 | THINKING WITH MY DICK | 350 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago | |
| 98 | DISPLACED FROM HAUNTED FOREST | 341 | 2021/08/20 | 3 years ago | |
| 99 | POINDEXTER | 275 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago | |
| 100 | GOAL LINE STAND IN THE CARDBOARD BIN | 554 | 2021/08/19 | 2 years ago | |
| 101 | ROADSIDE DINER | 311 | 2021/08/22 | 2 years ago | |
| 102 | ADULT BOOKSTORE OF MY YOUTH | 4,952 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago | |
| 103 | LES BELLE FILLES DU PARIS | 472 | 2022/01/16 | 2 years ago | |
| 104 | (I DREAMED) I WAS STEWIE GRIFFIN'S FATHER | 1,319 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago | |
| 105 | AGING CZECH HOOKERS | 511 | 2021/08/19 | 4 years ago | |
| 106 | FAKE GODS | 1,322 | 2022/10/16 | 3 years ago |
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