The game

got boring

after awhile

and the beer

wasn’t very good—

soppy, stale beer


total blow out

I had to find a way

to amuse myself.


Running up

& down the steps

of the upper deck

in my boxer shorts

seemed like a good idea


Hey, all P.R.

even bad P.R. is good


& although 

the Security guards

weren’t all that amused

I think the fans

enjoyed the spectacle.


They were mostly 

drunker than me

& probably

just as bored


Willing to endure

any entertainment

better than

a 49-7 ball game.




Author's Notes/Comments: 

What can I say?  I have had some moments of great shame in my long, illustrious career.

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allets's picture

Most Memorable

Knocked that one outta da park! :)  slc



fuche_bu's picture

great sitcom metaphor--I

great sitcom metaphor--I should get my own series and theme music.  thanks for reading.

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You have painted a great

You have painted a great picture here. 

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and I lived to tell about

and I lived to tell about it.  Thanks for dropping by.