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BOXER SHORTS
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CHOKE THE CHICKEN
The game
got boring
after awhile
and the beer
wasn’t very good—
soppy, stale beer
total blow out
I had to find a way
to amuse myself.
Running up
& down the steps
of the upper deck
in my boxer shorts
seemed like a good idea
Hey, all P.R.
even bad P.R. is good
& although
the Security guards
weren’t all that amused
I think the fans
enjoyed the spectacle.
They were mostly
drunker than me
& probably
just as bored
Willing to endure
any entertainment
better than
a 49-7 ball game.
8-21-95
Most Memorable
Knocked that one outta da park! :) slc
great sitcom metaphor--I
great sitcom metaphor--I should get my own series and theme music. thanks for reading.
You have painted a great
You have painted a great picture here.
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and I lived to tell about
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