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I was sitting on

my lawn chair

enjoying a warm evening

with a cold beer

& the sounds of a bluebird

singing a sweet song on a tree branch.

But things turned for the worst

when for reasons 

only known to him

the bird suddenly decided

to crap on my pot leaf baseball cap.

I thought we were

getting along just fine

and have no clue

what caused this bird to turn.

A pleasant cool breeze

whipped through the yard

as I glared with disgust

at my now soiled cap.

I guess I should

be grateful

it didn’t land in my beer.