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RAT'S ASS
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You always
like to say
that you don’t
give a rat’s ass.
I’ve never given
a rat’s ass
before either.
But what
I really want
to know is:
Has anyone
ever actually
asked you
for a rat’s ass?
Lol.
I have heard people talk about getting a rats ass.
And I once had a rat for a pet...nobody ever asked me for its ass.
As for me, well, I am by birth, according to those Chinese calendars, a rat. And it could be argued that there have been people that would have liked to have had my ass. :
But the honest answer is no, nobody has ever asked me for a rats ass.
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I'm sure some rats do have
I'm sure some rats do have nice asses. It's just that I've always maintained a loutish preference for human females.