Author Information
CHOKE THE CHICKEN
Folder Contents
All these poems in this poem are included in my poetry volume available now
| Title | Comments | Views |
Updated |
Posted | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | FAKE ORGASM | 4,292 | 2023/05/23 | 4 years ago | |
| 2 | FAKE GODS | 1,313 | 2022/10/16 | 3 years ago | |
| 3 | STAG FILM | 2 | 8,214 | 2022/06/09 | 6 years ago |
| 4 | SHE NODS APPROVINGLY | 2 | 542 | 2022/05/04 | 2 years ago |
| 5 | I MISS RED FORMAN | 1,111 | 2022/05/04 | 2 years ago | |
| 6 | OPTICAL ILLUSION | 233 | 2022/03/19 | 2 years ago | |
| 7 | CHOKE THE CHICKEN (AUTO-EROTIC ASPHYXIATION GONE HORRIBLY WRONG) | 2 | 9,670 | 2022/03/19 | 5 years ago |
| 8 | TIGHT BLACK MINISKIRT | 4 | 2,657 | 2022/03/19 | 3 years ago |
| 9 | MISSED JOKE | 2 | 585 | 2022/03/16 | 5 years ago |
| 10 | BLUE BIRD CRAPPING ON MY CAP | 2 | 466 | 2022/03/16 | 5 years ago |
| 11 | 'TRANE PISSED HERE | 2 | 642 | 2022/03/16 | 4 years ago |
| 12 | TIED UP | 2 | 440 | 2022/03/16 | 5 years ago |
| 13 | MOON FLOATING AROUND | 362 | 2022/03/04 | 3 years ago | |
| 14 | HIGHWAY UNDERPASS | 271 | 2022/03/04 | 3 years ago | |
| 15 | MY EGO COERCED | 2 | 309 | 2022/02/25 | 2 years ago |
| 16 | MY FINGERS MANIPULATE | 340 | 2022/02/25 | 2 years ago | |
| 17 | RUMORS AND RANDOM DISCOVERIES | 2 | 290 | 2022/02/23 | 3 years ago |
| 18 | BEEN THRU THE MILL | 2 | 323 | 2022/02/23 | 3 years ago |
| 19 | HELL'S BELLS | 475 | 2022/02/23 | 4 years ago | |
| 20 | CANTANKEROUS OLD MAN | 574 | 2022/02/23 | 6 years ago | |
| 21 | TRUTH HURTS | 464 | 2022/02/23 | 2 years ago | |
| 22 | SLIP BETWEEN THE CRACKS | 220 | 2022/02/17 | 2 years ago | |
| 23 | DELAYED SEPTA TRAIN | 2 | 509 | 2022/01/21 | 5 years ago |
| 24 | I WANTED HER | 781 | 2022/01/21 | 6 years ago | |
| 25 | WHILE I SLEEP IN CHAOS | 461 | 2022/01/21 | 5 years ago | |
| 26 | THE RAT | 3 | 524 | 2022/01/17 | 6 years ago |
| 27 | LIMP AND A BOUNCE | 2 | 402 | 2022/01/17 | 4 years ago |
| 28 | COSMIC SABOTAGE | 2 | 466 | 2022/01/17 | 4 years ago |
| 29 | FORGIVE ME LORD FOR I AM ABOUT TO SIN | 2 | 402 | 2022/01/16 | 2 years ago |
| 30 | LES BELLE FILLES DU PARIS | 468 | 2022/01/16 | 2 years ago | |
| 31 | SALVATION & RIGHTEOUSNESS | 4 | 423 | 2022/01/16 | 5 years ago |
| 32 | CEASEFIRE | 466 | 2022/01/15 | 4 years ago | |
| 33 | UNKIND FATE | 1 | 1,382 | 2022/01/15 | 6 years ago |
| 34 | JILTED LOVER | 2 | 1,712 | 2022/01/14 | 5 years ago |
| 35 | GETTING HIGH WITH A PUBLIC DEFENDER AT A POETRY READING | 2 | 339 | 2022/01/14 | 3 years ago |
| 36 | BOTTLE OPENER | 523 | 2022/01/14 | 3 years ago | |
| 37 | ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE | 1 | 1,259 | 2022/01/14 | 5 years ago |
| 38 | IT AMAZES ME | 2 | 2,032 | 2022/01/14 | 5 years ago |
| 39 | RAT'S ASS | 2 | 482 | 2022/01/14 | 5 years ago |
| 40 | BONG HITS OF HASHISH | 473 | 2022/01/14 | 3 years ago | |
| 41 | RANTER WITHOUT A CAUSE | 2 | 363 | 2022/01/14 | 3 years ago |
| 42 | STUMBLING DRUNK MEDIEVAL VILLAGES | 2 | 411 | 2022/01/14 | 3 years ago |
| 43 | WHY THE HUMAN RACE IS UTTERLY CONDEMNED TO UNHAPPINESS | 2 | 1,086 | 2022/01/14 | 3 years ago |
| 44 | HATFIELDS AND MCCOYS | 9 | 492 | 2022/01/14 | 5 years ago |
| 45 | SURVIVING THE LOBOTOMY | 2 | 505 | 2022/01/14 | 4 years ago |
| 46 | OF ITS OWN VOLITION | 321 | 2022/01/13 | 2 years ago | |
| 47 | JUNGIAN ARCHETYPE | 279 | 2022/01/13 | 2 years ago | |
| 48 | WHEN THE WRONG GIRL GETS PISSED OFF BY A DIRTY POEM | 2 | 610 | 2021/09/21 | 2 years ago |
| 49 | SHE SAID YEAH | 2 | 334 | 2021/08/22 | 3 years ago |
| 50 | ENUNCIATE. BOB | 2 | 298 | 2021/08/22 | 3 years ago |
| 51 | WOULD YOU CARE FOR A PURPLE HOOTER? | 354 | 2021/08/22 | 3 years ago | |
| 52 | POOPER SCOOPER | 334 | 2021/08/22 | 2 years ago | |
| 53 | REALITY TV | 2 | 617 | 2021/08/22 | 5 years ago |
| 54 | LASS FROM MANHATTAN | 2 | 1,083 | 2021/08/22 | 4 years ago |
| 55 | GOING TO NEW ORLEANS | 1,200 | 2021/08/22 | 4 years ago | |
| 56 | ROADSIDE DINER | 298 | 2021/08/22 | 2 years ago | |
| 57 | H.P. LOVECRAFT NOVEL | 2 | 535 | 2021/08/22 | 4 years ago |
| 58 | DISPLACED FROM HAUNTED FOREST | 339 | 2021/08/20 | 3 years ago | |
| 59 | SIDE HUSTLE | 2 | 1,157 | 2021/08/20 | 5 years ago |
| 60 | TALK TO STUFFED ANIMALS | 437 | 2021/08/20 | 3 years ago | |
| 61 | SWIMMING THRU A SEA OF ANGRY MUSLIMS | 376 | 2021/08/20 | 2 years ago | |
| 62 | SURREALISTIC ARTISTRY | 2 | 511 | 2021/08/20 | 4 years ago |
| 63 | BILLY CORGAN JOKES ASIDE | 2 | 502 | 2021/08/20 | 4 years ago |
| 64 | SUBTLE BUTTERFLY | 545 | 2021/08/20 | 3 years ago | |
| 65 | STREAKING THRU THE LOBBY OF THE FOUR SEASONS HOTEL | 457 | 2021/08/20 | 2 years ago | |
| 66 | MEANINGLESS JOB | 732 | 2021/08/20 | 4 years ago | |
| 67 | "ALICE COOPER LIVES" | 2 | 457 | 2021/08/20 | 4 years ago |
| 68 | TURD IN THE BOWL | 2 | 396 | 2021/08/20 | 3 years ago |
| 69 | GOTH GIRL | 2 | 1,149 | 2021/08/19 | 4 years ago |
| 70 | I’M NOT ANGRY! I’M DRUNK! | 278 | 2021/08/19 | 2 years ago | |
| 71 | 40 LBS BAGS OF ICE | 1 | 564 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
| 72 | GOAL LINE STAND IN THE CARDBOARD BIN | 549 | 2021/08/19 | 2 years ago | |
| 73 | POINDEXTER | 271 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago | |
| 74 | LUNCH FOR A KING | 2 | 638 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 75 | THE DRUNK KAROAKE GIRL | 1,245 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago | |
| 76 | FORKLIFT OPERATOR | 615 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago | |
| 77 | AGING CZECH HOOKERS | 509 | 2021/08/19 | 4 years ago | |
| 78 | NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER OF INVENTION (OR SMOKING HASH IN AN OAKLAND HOTEL ROOM) | 2 | 1,192 | 2021/08/19 | 4 years ago |
| 79 | "VOLARE" AD NAUSEUM | 2 | 484 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 80 | CRACK ADDICT ON WELFARE | 1 | 492 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
| 81 | WE DON'T HAVE ANY DRUGS IN THE CAR | 4 | 505 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 82 | LAST TIME I BLEW OFF THE DEAD FOR A GIRL | 384 | 2021/08/19 | 2 years ago | |
| 83 | DISCIPLINE | 1 | 781 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
| 84 | NEW YORK CITY SUBWAY RATS | 1,214 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago | |
| 85 | THANK YOU SIR MAY i HAVE ANOTHER? | 326 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago | |
| 86 | THINKING WITH MY DICK | 349 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago | |
| 87 | WE BEGIN BOMBING IN 5 MINUTES | 2 | 780 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 88 | THE THOUGHT CROSSED MY MIND | 4 | 425 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 89 | REVENGE OF THE NERDS | 416 | 2021/08/19 | 2 years ago | |
| 90 | SCRATCHING MY ASS | 2 | 415 | 2021/08/19 | 2 years ago |
| 91 | SPARE THE ROD | 2 | 570 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
| 92 | CARVING FOREHEADS WITH A PLASTIC FORK | 2 | 1,034 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago |
| 93 | PROSTITUTE PROSTATE TRICK | 320 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago | |
| 94 | WHO'S FOOLING WHO? | 501 | 2021/08/19 | 2 years ago | |
| 95 | YAKOV SMIRNOFF LOOKING S.O.B. | 1 | 2,157 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
| 96 | ANAL RETENTIVE FOOL | 391 | 2021/08/19 | 2 years ago | |
| 97 | BOXER SHORTS | 4 | 718 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 98 | A HAND IS A HAND IS A HAND | 1 | 564 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 99 | MY ARTIST FRIEND BRUCE AND HIS EX WIFE | 2 | 1,101 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
| 100 | NELSON MUNTZ FOR CLASS PRESIDENT | 4 | 555 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 101 | STRIPPER IN PITTSBURGH | 6 | 1,070 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 102 | TWIST MY ARMY, BABY | 299 | 2021/08/19 | 2 years ago | |
| 103 | (I DREAMED) I WAS STEWIE GRIFFIN'S FATHER | 1,317 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago | |
| 104 | A SCENE CHEECH & CHONG SHOULDA DONE | 4 | 1,227 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 105 | ADULT BOOKSTORE OF MY YOUTH | 4,794 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago | |
| 106 | (I GOT) GOOSED BY TOMMY CHONG | 1,625 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
- 6889 reads